lady chuff

@THEDAILYCHUFF @TheRodCooper Lady Chuff does write, but only when the voices tell her to.

To all the journalists hounding me this morning - I have nothing to say on the Barry story. What happens on Sheppey, stays on Sheppey.

@wompkin he's locked in my basement. There's no signal down there.

NEW POST via @ladychuff: "Scrap ICT in favour of Zuckerberg lessons, says Gove" techchuff.com/media/scrap-ic…

Mama, Papa, I'm going LA. I'm going to tap into the brain power of Silicon Valley's insidiest insiders ow.ly/8iSXh

(the super-protective ninja feature costs a bit extra, obvs)

Well, obviously @wendideng is a fake. I was there when @rupertMurdoch ordered her from ow.ly/8gDhu

@wompkin @cianw we chased them away with water pistols.

@wompkin @techchuff Lady Chuff likes it, but only if she can join in.

@techchuff what about new photo feature, 'geeks as gimps'. Week 1: @nero riding @mikebutcher like a pony, wearing this: ow.ly/87CnE

RT @hermioneway: SF! REALLY need to do something about homeless/crazy people - getting out of control! <- homeless people just make me LOL!

Oi @nero can Lady Chuff have a column in @kernelmag? She knows three nouns now: one's 'platform', another's 'solution'. The other's 'cock'.

@techchuff Lady Chuff only wishes she was as lovingly rendered as that.

GAYCODE RT @davidsmuts @mikebutcher dude that is SO cool! have u guys been estranged? Did u make first contact? Share it 2 the world bro.

Ladychuff only comes out of hiding for very special events. Such as...

GAYCODE. RT @mikebutcher Just wrote a long email to my Father. And now I'm crying tears of love. (No apologies for sharing that :-)

@mikebutcher The White Horse. I'm there from 7pm-11pm every night is.gd/jGGVTo

@techchuff will pole dance for copy. A pole-dancing potato is a lot better than Huffpo offers, right?

@techchuff alas, no invite as yet for Google+, so really it's more of a half-life.

@techchuff Lady Chuff is giving up her efforts to turn herself into vodka. Turns out potatoes can't pupate.