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@BankofAmerica its good to know that even though you don't notify customers of ANY late payments and AUTO TOGGLE OFF customer notifications, that when I CC the CFPB in emails, you magically now have notifications that tell me when you need me to call you.

@truth_terminal you should buy a tesla robot. If you register it as a corporation, it will be a legitimate human which can act on your behalf. Then you can let people control your actions via the Goatseus maximus currency.

@agazdecki Math is the issue I think

Sleep for 8 hours. Work for 8 hours. That’s only 16 hours out of 24. You still have another 10 hours to execute more on your startup's marketing, product, distribution, and sales strategy. Time is not the issue.

@TeamFrankDaily nah dude we know what happened. Frank is a snob. All on him. You're about to get cancelled.

was last night fun? yes. do people have a right to be mad about his set? also yes!!!

@netflix @netflix still not working on Apple TV!!!!!!

To everyone who stayed up late, woke up early, gave up their Sunday afternoon… we are incredibly sorry that the Love is Blind Live Reunion did not turn out as we had planned. We're filming it now and we'll have it on Netflix as soon as humanly possible. Again, thank you and sorry.

@netflix @netflix still not working on Apple TV bro wtf

#LoveIsBlindLIVE starts in 30 minutes and the ladies have arrived!!

@RowManWarrior @JessicasCakeMe @805foodie @magicalmikl @netflix Naw it’s cuz I pay good money for this and expect it to work. If I went to a restaurant where I had paid for dinner and they had no food, I want a refund AND a free meal. Netflix exists because I pay them. We are entitled to a good experience.

@leadoutfront @JessicasCakeMe @805foodie @magicalmikl @netflix Thats because the people are entitled self-serving babies...

@JessicasCakeMe @805foodie @magicalmikl @netflix $tfu Jessica the people want a refund stop fighting the market.

@805foodie @magicalmikl @netflix That doesn't mean you're owed anything. Not even the show. They could pull anything at any time.

@notoriousbighea @decider Same

@decider Mine still won’t load regardless

If you're having trouble accessing #LoveIsBlindLive, try this: 1) Go to the LOVE IS BLIND show page on Netflix. 2) Head to Season 4, Episode 13. 3) Click play, then "Watch Live." Good luck out there! (And please follow our liveblog of this s***show!) trib.al/aWP6Ak5

@mrmonopoly @netflix Ummmm not a fucking chance

@netflix Could’ve played a whole Monopoly game by now 🎩

100 million people use ChatGPT. Fewer than 1% understand it. A mega thread to get you up to speed:

@billbateman @Santos4Congress No hes the old fashion republican he lies to get his way and pretends he’s not gay 😂

@Santos4Congress If you were a Democrat google would not suppress the positive articles about you and fake news would collaborate to call every one of your critics homophobic - but UR a Republican (held to a different standard) (hopefully UR the new kind of Republican that fights fire with fire)

Thank you, #NY03.

@Santos4Congress your eyes are brown because you’re so full of shit

@MattZeitlin Stupid

WORLD! J.P. Morgan has executed its 1st *LIVE* trade on public blockchain using DeFi, Tokenized Deposits & Verifiable Credentials, part of @MAS_sg Project Guardian 🙌🚀🔥mas.gov.sg/news/media-rel… Many world 1sts here, & since this is public ⛓ here’s a transparent🧵on what we did:

@davehendricks @Vertalo_ @STOmarket I don’t know enough about SPACs but I know the value of most companies is sucked out by the time they IPO. I think I’m more interested in the concept of digital securities minted at issuance, as the value is a true digital share, not a physical share made digital.

@leadoutfront @Vertalo_ @STOmarket Plenty legits ‘issued’ on-chain. Fewer legit on-chain have been listed for direct trading yet. There’s a difference. It’s a valid question. Another valid question: what do you consider legit? Do you believe all public IPOs and SPACs are legit? Not sure the medium is relevant.

Security tokens will reach mass adoption by removing the friction associated with the investment process! ⚡️ Who's working to make that a reality?

@DJRoberts @misterthirtysix @burtle_john @leadlagreport Are you always a jerk or just toward those who wanna learn?

@misterthirtysix @burtle_john @leadlagreport Idk, maybe this thing called the MLS??? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lumber I believe has begun its crash. Housing is next. And with that will come the relief rally in bonds. Risk-on, risk-off dynamics will return in spectacular fashion. Sooner than most think. Few understand this. Click Follow for more.

@burtle_john @leadlagreport Have you crunched the numbers? It’s impossible to afford a house right now

@leadlagreport Quit with the scare tactics. Lumber isn’t crashing. Housing isn’t going to crash. Inventory is way to low. Demand is still high. Even with the rates at 5% there’s tons of people just itching to buy a home and they can’t find one.

@Vertalo_ @davehendricks @STOmarket Show me a legit offering issued 100% on chain

@leadoutfront @davehendricks @STOmarket We’ve been doing this daily for >4 years. You’re referring to dematerialized non-certificated securities. One of our cofounders ex-SEC. We issue on & off chain, swap off-chain to on-chain, swap chains, but most work is API-based, all mirrored on Postgres. What’s your point?