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I now have a bandcamp where i will share my work from now on. integerface.bandcamp.com

i caught my boyfriend happily grazing in my bush

@precureshu i know everything i'm older than time and the creator of time

@leanmaster2016 you don’t understand how scary and erotic my life has become

don't say the erotic barber 3 times in the bathroom with the lights off he'll come out of the mirror and give you an erotic haircut

@precureshu you dont understand

@leanmaster2016 all i want is an erotic barber

this is a photo of my son he looks ridiculous. somebody kill him!

@donovanhitchens @synaxx_x Scary

@synaxx_x jonathan galindo

fresh one from today , I selected Birthday Sex as the soundtrack if that helps you become immersed in my twisted world

@donovanhitchens thanks

@leanmaster2016 its alright i'll always be here for you

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when i was getting off the trampoline my giant dangling penis grazed the metal frame and i got a horrific electric shock

probably the worst top 4 i've ever seen in my life

speaking english to people prank

AAAAAHHHH!!!! HEEELLLPPPPP IT BURNS OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEELLLLLP !!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm opening an aquarium that's really just a bunch of poop in the shape of fish floating around in tanks

never take a shit in the dark the poop paladin might come out bro

@donovanhitchens its ok

@leanmaster2016 stop i was drunk

they should make gta offline for people who are scared of the interent

@donovanhitchens stop

i pee vodka and shit edibles i'm like intoxicant jesus sort of i don't know if jesus did that stuff

bro your penis is inedible

paying 1 billion dollars to play 4 million years worth of christmas songs at applebees