LiLO!💞

I’m like if Maude Apatow + Hunter Schafer had a child together through sapphic bone marrow conception. 💞

@kenmichela My mom did for a bit. You have to pay to have an account, even as a creator, because the market got saturated some years ago. She didn’t earn anything.

Has anyone here used Feetfinder....

The work computer has me thinking about her…

@trixiemattel Ratatouille being the only correct answer on here

Which Disney movie that I haven’t seen should I watch:

+ I’M MOGGING TF OUT OF HIMMMM

@whereicy There’s also a difference between if they’ve had to Swiffer or operate one of those octopus mops with a bucket of water.

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

@imagesaicouldnt The Shaq gummies.

@mxmsworld Going through phones doesn’t even deter women with what they find. My brother’s current long-term girlfriend knows he’s the freak that he is but she’s too fucking stupid to see through his lies of “no, but my sisters wanted it! That’s why they were asleep in the same home as me!”

GO THROUGH THE PHONES! OPEN ALL THE APPS! too many sick twisted double lives because what the fuck you mean sleep porn community? Why have I lived for so long, but there’s new ways that I’m absolutely disturbed by humanity everyday. Go through the phone.

@endazerrr @Cumputer_ig @mintyshy1 @coffee_kohii @imagesaicouldnt What’s this even about?

@Cumputer_ig @mintyshy1 @coffee_kohii @imagesaicouldnt they got fired for writing "shmingus" on a cup

@NemoNevermore_ They switched out flavor for moisture.

just tried raising canes for the first time…is the sauce supposed to be the only thing with flavor…? 😭

Me + who?

big difference between goths who happen to be sex workers and random women who slap on black lipstick to profit from fetishizing a subculture they don't belong to

@Discord_Lies Ximboland levels of activism happening in this photo.

@SOTSPodcast OMFG men are so against women having fun. That’s why they’ll remain bitchless forever. She ate this tf up.

Korn's classic "Freak On A Leash" has bizarrely gone viral on TikTok after users repurposed Swedish pop star Zara Larsson's dance choreography to go along with the beloved nu-metal hit.

Liberals when they recognize what libertarians have been trying to tell them about conservatives all along:

@JakeSucky This is exactly how my brother acted when I lived with him. Do these men understand that if a game brings them to this point that they literally don’t have to play it? Also, notice that women never do this shit when it comes to even the same games.

Warzone streamer Jordan Sisco has been accused of hitting his girlfriend after he idiotically spilled a drink on his new gaming PC Absolutely disgusting

@PobBase @DailyMail Therefore, Chappell was lying by omission in her video addressing the situation.

@PobBase @DailyMail I think that the bodyguard was hired to protect Chappell Roan by the management representing Chappell at Lollapalooza. That's why Chappell identified him as "not her [personal] security" and also why the Law family identified him as Chappell's security guard.

The bodyguard who confronted Jorginho’s stepdaughter is indeed Chappell Roan’s bodyguard—contrary to the singer’s claim that she didn’t know him. Source (@DailyMail)

@orchidaea @thebenchesclear 35 years old eating up the white guilt narrative.

@lilonostitches @thebenchesclear who stole it from aave

this is how i imagine all the identical white blonde infielders on the orioles talk to each other

“Eating” “I’m screaming” “it’s giving” “icon” “it’s eating” “clock it” “I’m gagged” + “literally” (Literally being attributed to something white women overuse) are not originating from AAVE, BTW. We need to center black people, of course, and we also don’t need to discount the queer community (that also includes black people!) + its slang. This video includes AAVE, of course, but that’s why I didn’t say 100% was from queer culture. I even almost adjusted that percentage to be more accurate to the purity testers like yourself because I understand how incapable of understanding hyperbole y’all are, but then again I thought people could be normal in my replies for once.