Lisa Baker

@JimFireMedic @alfranken

@alfranken Ukraine is corrupt. Zelensky stole our tax money.

I'm totally depressed by Trump and Vance's treatment of Zelensky in the Oval today. Seems like payback for the 2019 phone call that led to Trump's first impeachment. We can't forget that Ukrainians have been fighting and dying for their nation's land and people since 2014.

@JohnMiladin @JustinTrudeau Did we not treat you fairly when our soldiers fought and died alongside American soldiers? When planes were grounded on 9/11 and we took in thousands of US citizens and treated them like family? When we sent water bombers to fight wildfires? We're sorry, I guess?

The United States has confirmed that it intends to impose 25% tariffs on most Canadian goods, with 10% tariffs on energy, starting February 4.   I’ve met with the Premiers and our Cabinet today, and I’ll be speaking with President Sheinbaum of Mexico shortly.   We did not want this, but Canada is prepared. I’ll be addressing Canadians later this evening.

@nickgrenier @thecarlacrotty @GovNL Fuck your hat.

@thecarlacrotty @GovNL Masks aren't enough. Close the schools, close the gyms, close the restaurants, just close every business. Government tyranny is the solution. It's for the greater good. Protect the people. #CovidForever #ForGrandma #GreaterGood #GovernMeHarder

Long overdue. A small win, especially for the immunocompromised members of our families and communities 🩵 #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #rsv #fluseason #maskmandate

@ATKINSGOATED @thecarlacrotty

@thecarlacrotty Snowflakes being snowflakes

@AccountableGOP I'm Canadian and I even want to say "Fuck off, you illiterate, crazy cunts".

Tucker Carlson, campaigning for Trump: “There has to be a point at which dad comes home…Dad comes home, and he's pissed…You know what he says? ‘You've been a bad little girl, and you're getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

@TacoTuesdah @LqLana

@LqLana So instead of burying her baby she killed the baby & discarded her child to a medical waste pile?

“I’m gonna carry my baby to bury my baby…” Nancy Davis Nancy Davis is a Louisiana woman whose fetus was missing the top of its skull, a condition called acrania. She was 10 weeks pregnant when an ultrasound showed this rare but fatal condition. Acrania kills babies within minutes or days of birth. Louisiana’s abortion ban contains a general exception for fetuses that cannot survive outside their mothers’ wombs, however, if your condition is not on the list, you’re shit out of luck. She was sent home and told she had to carry to term. Nancy subsequently had to travel from Louisiana to New York to receive the medical care she needed. This is not pro-life this is inhumane. Republicans don’t govern they torture. #DemsUnited #AbortionIsHealthcare

@RealFionaO @patterballs Broke-mosas: Arbour Mist and orange Slurpee. Don't forget to collect your 7/11 Rewards!

@patterballs ‘Excuse me, which wine pairs well with a bag of skittles, a Kit Kat and a scratch card ?’

Good luck to all the 7-Eleven store sommeliers starting today…

@EdmontonOilers fans will understand this birthday cake my husband bought for his son's 30th birthday 🤣 (I'm the stepmom 🤣🤣🤣)

Shoutout to the @EdmontonOilers - you won tonight which means I'm not responsible for making my husband happy. #asgoodasaBJ

Vet, after neutering our Frenchie: The invoice includes a cone so he can't access the incision. Us: We can't use a cone but we bought a surgical onesie. Vet: Really? Why's that? Us: Our 110 pound Golden Retriever is afraid of lamps. I wish I was making this up.

@VancityReynolds and @RealHughJackman together forever ❤️

Bought my husband @GaryGulman tickets for the Edmonton show this fall. He's super pumped and I'm excited to see Gulman live since he's the reason we're married 🤣

Been reading @StephenKing for 35 years or more. It's gotten me through a lot in my life so what better way to take my mind off being repeatedly stabbed with a needle than to get lost in Fairy Tale.

@kathleenmadigan I'm so sorry for your loss.

Lost my life long fishing guide this week. Grateful I was with him the night he passed. I’d say #RIPdad but he hated resting. I love you, Dad❤️. #gohavefundad #gofish #gogolf #hitemstraight #gogamble #loveyou

@KyleNL90 @CaptainRedAB @EddieSheerr It's only sold in bags in maybe 3 or 4 provinces lol.

@CaptainRedAB @EddieSheerr Works great. Used those for 25 years. Was shocked when I moved here and found out there isn't any bags. Lol still got the pitcher in the cupboard waiting for the day.

Am I the only one that has had trouble with the Scottsburn 2L milk containers lately? The spouts have been really hard to open.

@sue_bagg I love it! Also not a size zero myself, I find that style to be flattering to many body types.

Views please, I’ve ordered this dress for my daughter’s wedding in May, the theme is green, bearing in mind I’m not a size zero..

I might not have a @justforlaughs credit but I have better credit than Just for Laughs. #JFL #JustForLaughs

@OrangeSoylent @DentAlex33 It's the same for me! I keep trying to pay for things, and they keep telling me no. Like, y'all raised me. Just take the money and consider it a return on your investment 🤣

@david_parker There's no hate like Christian love.

Run little bitch, let me show you what real politics is.

@slewisimpson @RealFionaO She's not really doing the island - she's only going as far as Gander 🥰

@RealFionaO @LisaBakerComedy That’s a very strange schedule for getting across the island. But we’ll see where we can see you!

I’m off to do shows in Newfoundland, apparently it’s like Ireland…..I’ll let you know 🇮🇪❤️🇨🇦 Tickets on @lisabakercomedy.com