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@locephaly

anti-plantain waist warrior. 🇬🇾 grown. she/her. 18+ insta: @locephaly

moon เข้าร่วม Eylül 2018
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rio 🪲 bug oomf
rio 🪲 bug oomf@colligocritters·
I hallucinate,but only stuff I've seen before and its always just normal, non-scary stuff. This was NEVER an issue before until now because I work with ants and if they escape I need to track them. My ass keeps running after non existent ants while my coworkers go "???"
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you niggas will diy anything (complimentary). wym you made a mattress
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Fish ΘΔ@algae_fish·
Im so fucking scared
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John Case
John Case@JohnCas48762330·
@locephaly @Jeanespen @WxScholl 😂😂😂😂😂 yes they do, literally only see liberals and scientists all day saying shut up and trust the science
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@AdsoOfBelk it's like when people say that the government killed dr sebi as if he wasn't an 82-year-old man who didn't believe in modern medicine
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Adso Øvbelk@AdsoOfBelk·
Half of the mysterious scientist death stories sound like “He died suddenly and inexplicably in hospice care at the age of 83”
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John Case
John Case@JohnCas48762330·
@Jeanespen @WxScholl Bro El Niño is literally the fucking weather, and yes the climate is impossible to predict it’s why in 1970 they said New York and Florida would be underwater by now. 😂😂😂
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Eris@EristheFair·
@Marv93084736 @gracecamille_ That powder is actually one of the most carcinogen products our culture uses. Not even joking.
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Grace
Grace@gracecamille_·
there are things in my household that i suspect but can not prove are vaguely or extremely carcinogenic. The first that comes to mind is microwaveable popcorn. Something about those bags
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basedinhate
basedinhate@basedinhate·
@mojishakenbake used to be. now there's an endless supply of 3rd worlders wiling to do anything for peanuts
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☸️🌿sardine thief
☸️🌿sardine thief@mojishakenbake·
isn't there a job where u can do something really hard and dangerous for like 8 hours a week and make enough to be left alone the rest of the time
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andrés.
andrés.@andresmiguer·
it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want
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bro is a consequence of human activity removing selection pressure for the camouflaging coloration typical of grey squirrels by scaring away potential predators
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The first time I saw this I didn't see the end. So when he turned into a car the second time I watched it I thought I was losing it
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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L
💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses·
Am I going crazy, or did “mustache” used to be spelled “moustache?”
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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L
💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses·
White noise apps and sound machines should forget about wind and rain and oceans - they should have a cat purring sound. Ain’t nothing more comforting and relaxing
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I think about this a lot
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𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚝.𓆝
he really is just a smidgen, I don’t think I’ve ever had a betta fish this tiny
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