Jonathan Long

@RobertFreundLaw 600,000 five-star reviews is diabolical lol

3) Fake "five-star" rating:

Here's a class action complaint filed today that covers a lot of ground: 1) Blackhat VIP MRR enrollment 1/

They need to run the Heat play. Bring in Shaq, and it's the buzz of the town and suddenly it's impossible to get tickets. They just need to spend and bring in big names. Just how Miami us built. Fenway will sell out every night because the fanbase is diehard no matter what. Miami only rewards winning teams. Marlins Park is such a great venue. WBC continues to prove this. Put a winning product on the field and things magically change. Marlins need an ownership group and front office that understand this.

I’m going to really need a billionaire to purchase the Marlins or MLB/MLBPA to figure out this new CBA because I need Marlins Park to be alive like this for Marlins baseball like I need air. This community is too baseball-driven for us to not experience this.

@Jared_Carrabis Extend the extension now, Craig.

ROMAN ANTHONY CONTINUES TO DOMINATE THE WORLD USA LEADS

Unreal energy at these games. We get a few thousand fans for a Marlins game and it's such dead energy. Seeing the stadium packed and shaking is something else. Give me WBC all year round. Only time I've seen a crowd more energetic was Fenway '13 when the Sox clinched the World Series.

I love the World Baseball Classic. Love it. 10/10 sports experience, I never want it to end.

@RedSox Story hurt?

UPDATED: Duran LF Rafaela CF Durbin 3B Kiner-Falefa SS Mayer 2B Sogard 1B Narváez C Wong DH Eaton RF Keller P

Jarren's back & Crochet's on the bump!

WILYER ABREU 😤 DOES IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?!

@Jared_Carrabis Give me 162 WBC games a year

WILLLLLLLYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@CarlFunkenstein @Bennysburner16 @Jared_Carrabis Maybe Gasper will do some back up. Who knows. At this point just DFA Wong and pull the final piece of that Mookie bandaid off lol

@Bennysburner16 @long @Jared_Carrabis Yeah, Wong sucks, for sure. I think Wong is going to AAA and Thaiss will be the backup.

Christian Vazquez has been coming up with big hits for over a decade now. It’s all he does.

@CarlFunkenstein @Jared_Carrabis I would take Vazquez 100 times over Wong. Hell, I would take a peanut vendor over Wong. He has been useless since that injury. Never came back from it.

@long @Jared_Carrabis Nah. He is BEYOND washed. That ship sailed long ago.

@CatherinVaritek Every single one of them:

Oh my goodness… I think it’s time I give up this twitter… I can’t deal with the fucking morons around here. Keyboard, warriors, losers, shit if they said it in person, they’d get the shit kicked out of them. 🤣

@RobertFreundLaw Only way a brand can be "maybe" compliant is to be on Plus. Shopify really needs to not require $2,500/month for checkout customization.

Yet another subscription class action filed this week, this time against supplement brand For Wellness. As usual, the brand's checkout page allegedly violates California's Automatic Renewal Law by failing to make certain disclosures properly, making cancellation too difficult, and failing to send a proper post-purchase acknowledgment.

@DoomsXP Her husbands divorce lawyer....

Clavicular was SHOCKED after this Married M1LF PANICKED upon realizing she K!SSED him LIVE allegedly CHEATING on her Husband💀

@CatherinVaritek @TheGregHillShow Well said!

@long @TheGregHillShow I loved year 29!!! But, I am actually loving 48 even more, aging is a gift of knowledge we all benefit from❤️

@iamjasonlevin If you ever miss the sight of a homeless person taking a dump in the morning, just slide to Brickell. We have a sidewalk shitter lady who has been a menace for almost 10 years.

I moved from NYC to Miami 1 month ago 3 non-obvious reasons Miami is beating NYC so far: 1. Crime 🗽 NYC = disorganized crime (crazy people pushing you on subway, doing drugs in subway, etc.) 🌴 Miami = organized crime (gangs, Russian mob, etc.) Organized crime sounds worse because of movies, but disorganized crime is much scarier and higher anxiety (SF another great example) 2. Intelligence 🗽 NYC = average person is dumb and psychotically mean 🌴 Miami = average person is dumb and nice I hate being around stupid people, but unless you're isolated in the countryside or a monastery, you're forced to live amongst them. The average person is just happier here. We all have to be around idiots sometimes, but it's better to have nice idiots than evil ones. 3. Morning walks 🗽 NYC = crackheads, homeless guy taking a dump, anti-Semitic graffiti 🌴 Miami = beach Enough said.

@Jared_Carrabis Extend the extension now Craig

ROMAN ANTHONY OFF THE DAMN SECOND DECK!!!!

@WBCBaseball ‘Merica 🇺🇸

AARON JUDGE GOES YARD 🇺🇸 #WorldBaseballClassic

@Jared_Carrabis WBC is slept on. We get a few thousnad fans to a Marlins game in the regular season. WBC games here don't have an empty seat. Insane energy. Every game feels like a World Series Game 7. Everyone needs to experience one.

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