Lorcan Murphy

Quit my job today

The producers of Channel 5’s ‘When TV Goes Horribly Wrong’ watching that final #ImACeleb

@BRATTYBARBl Lasted less than 10 minutes and had to stop watching

Why does EVERY ITV show have to have perfect looking people? If they'd given us a chavvy family off a council estate with a chain smoking mother who's got no teeth and her two sons with ankle monitors… I might have been interested #TheNeigbourhood

@LeaWalker_ @officialleaw @superTV247 Cheers to that

@lorcanmurphy0 @officialleaw @superTV247 I’m 100% with you on that one darling. It’s absolutely shocking. I’m surprised anybody even watches it to be honest. It’s that diabolical nowadays which is so sad because it was the original and it was the best reality TV of all time.😢

🚨🚨 ITV confirm Big Brother for autumn with an EXTENDED 8 week series. ‘A new batch of Housemates from every corner of the UK take up residence in the nations most famous home with a stylish new look, setting the stage for 8 weeks of drama, laughter & unmissable moments.’ #BBUK

@Grande_ESS @RuPaulsDragRace @kennedyddoftx @paramountplus And we don’t care that’s an OG legend and she can come back 1000 times and we’d still live for it

@RuPaulsDragRace @kennedyddoftx @paramountplus oh girl please, this is her 10th time!!! stop this mess already

LaGuardia, Newark, Kennedy! 💎 @kennedyddoftx returns for #AllStars11 – streaming MAY 8 on @paramountplus!

@officialleaw @superTV247 It’s even worse than channel 5 imo, nothing about it feels like BB

@superTV247 I’m not blowing our own trumpet but no big brother will ever come close to ours and to the channel 4 days ITV is diabolical in my opinion. It’s not as bad as channel 5 but it’s so sad really because big brother was amazing years ago just unfortunately not anymore which is sad.

I liked the twist and hated Jeff competing in the challenge so clearly I have the opposite opinion of literally everyone that watched #Survivor50

I really didn’t mind this twist but I think that’s only because Christian gets on my tits #Survivor50

lockdown was ending… disposable vapes had just hit the uk… she was our vera lynn

Obsessed with Sandra from EastEnders ringing Vanessa to slag off Zoe Slater… still a lot of bad blood it seems

@Joeurovision24 @superTV247 No this like next level bad… max balegde?? Maddie Grace Jepsen??? Horrendous

@superTV247 People complaining when this is a standard Strictly casting. Celeb Traitors has set the bar too high

🚨🚨 The BBC have revealed the cast for the first ever full-length series of The CELEBRITY Apprentice, coming later this year, to celebrate 20 years of the show. The celebrities taking part in #TheApprentice are: 👉🏼 Alexandra Burke 👉🏼 Danny Miller 👉🏼 Gethin Jones 👉🏼 Jordan Banjo 👉🏼 Kay Burley 👉🏼 Maddie Grace Jepson 👉🏼 Max Balegde 👉🏼 Sheli McCoy 👉🏼 DJ Spoony 👉🏼 Richie Anderson, 👉🏼 Laura Smyth 👉🏼 Toni Laites

One of the worst reality tv line ups I have EVER seen by a loooong shot this is so dismal #TheApprentice

@tamrajudgyeyes @lightupvm you are in for a fucking ride

@CrocodileCat2 Well that’s opinions based, I’m sick of him

@lorcanmurphy0 He's one of the best characters on it.

Do not feel even remotely sympathetic to the absolutely abysmal Ravi. Gerrim off the show! #EastEnders

Kate Chastain absolutely fucking robbed what a joke #HouseOfVillains

Louie Beale blackmailing Vicki is toooooo fucking funny hahahaha #EastEnders

Coach’s alliance getting dismantled, nerd herd you’re next. Cirie’s Rizzard of Oz is taking it #Survivor50 #Survivor

Lowkey Devens helping out my team the dream team because now they can all just act like they turned on Coach and Chrissy because of him and not cause they always planned to yayyyy #Survivor50 #Survivor

At what point exactly did Tribal Council just turn into loser quote fest #Survivor50 #Survivor

The honour and integrity group are about to get their shit rocked 😭 #Survivor50