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kate
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kate
@loving_sight
in my 'normal girl' era poiu45 on mtgo https://t.co/SJn3BNeOem
she/they 24 เข้าร่วม Nisan 2023
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kate รีทวีตแล้ว
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People whose worst crime is pirating movies: I always use a VPN and I only use protonmail and if my password is ever typed in wrong even one time it autodeletes everything
Jeffery Epstein on a gmail account with his initials: "yeah we fuck kids nigga" - sent from my ipad
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Man, imagine being Jeffrey Epstein. Your entire life has been devoted to obtaining blackmail material for people in positions of power, and then suddenly one of them becomes President of the United States… but then your old friend depression shows up again…
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if this makes you mad you need to log off
theonly jf@theonly_jf
Other Strix Serenade enjoyers out there? I may like the card a bit too much, so I started creating 🦉tokens with Grok that I can hand out the perfect token for every card I counter. Others are in the making still… -> Sowlitude, Guide of Owls, Primeowl Titan, Kappa Cannonowl, …
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
The White House@WhiteHouse
The map that made the left cry. Never forget. 🏆
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We all have tattoos from our youth we regret. I'm no longer as fond as I initially was of my "It is currently the year 2024" tattoo.
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This is incredible. Just incredible.
Anna Bower@AnnaBower
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the top prosecutor for the Eastern District of Virginia. lawfaremedia.org/article/anna--…
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Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
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Should I wait for this administration to be over to take estrogen, or should I get it sooner? Asking for a friend of course
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WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE: The president’s heart is the strongest we’ve ever measured
TRUMP: (unprompted, 8th time in 4 months) it’s really something to be beyond redemption isn’t it folks? I think when my soul is weighed by Anubis it will be found (enunciating) quite bad
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound. I’m not sure I’m going to be able make heaven
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