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@fesshole #oralsex Just wondering whatever happened to the good old British phrase and alternative to #blowjob which was “gobble” and the phrase she gobbled me off

#oralsex Just wondering whatever happened to the good old British phrase and alternative to #blowjob which was “gobble” and the phrase she gobbled me off

#ford Spotted this really old classic #fordcortina mark 1 estate #classiccar

@crewedave1 @fesshole Won’t be the Britannia Royal Albion in Brighton then as pulling it down after ravaged by fire

@fesshole If you're after dirt you'd probably be better at one of the Britannia hotels...

My husband & I feel it's important for a healthy love life that we take occasional breaks for some proper adult fun away from the kids. Usually, we look for somewhere nice but, inspired by a memorable fess, last night we got back from a dirty weekend at the Didcot Premier Inn.

@COMONSENSEBUL @Sjopinion10 Some woman can even do that anyway

@Sjopinion10 If you can pee and chunk of poo off the side of a toilet bowl standing up, then you aren't allowed in women's toilets, sports, etc etc

This cannot be right … what is wrong with the #ecb . The #fa in football is just as bad .. Grassroots sports for girls needs to be protected the same way as the professional game .. These governing bodies are such cowards .

@Sjopinion10 Look pretty male to me?

@fesshole Cunnyformed

I love my wife but her coming up behind me with her used knickers in her hand and pretending it's a chloroformed soaked hanky got old the first time she did it. I've said I don't like it but she keeps doing it. I'm considering actually leaving her.

@fesshole As a heating engineer I appreciate the smart thinking.Will tell this to my customers with tight arse other half’s who control from app at work.Although depending on what control you have he may be able to turn off heating on override from the app and it will go to default eco set

My tight arse husband, who works away all week, has put a limit on the portable thermostat of 19 degrees. We can't change it without the password. What he doesn't know is I stick it outside so the heating permanently stays on & me the kids are nice & toasty

@fesshole Hope it’s made you get off that shit

Dated my dealer for a while, until I found out that he cheated on me. Today, following an "anonymous" tip off recently, he's been arrested for dealing. Wonder who on earth reported him for that. Oh well, no regrets from me.

@fesshole I remember putting a fivers worth in and getting half a tank of fuel

Girlfriend and I have started a competition of who can stop filling the petrol on exactly the pound. It's currently 4-0 to me and I'm taking it very seriously.

@SussexTW Traffic westbound to newhaven backed up jammed solid all the way to Seaford on A259. Avoid it like the plague

A259/The Drove Newhaven can anyone confirm if there is a problem with the level crossing barriers Queuing traffic on all approaches updates welcome

@fesshole Common Sense and instinct as a Parent worked for me every time

Scientist here. Unbeknown to my hubbie, I've run A/B tests on various things with our first two kids. Everything from diet in pregnancy to discipline tactics. Learnt a lot and ready to deploy. Kid 3 is on the way.

⁦@brightonargus⁩

@fesshole Deleting history doesn’t seem to discourage porn hub from my search bar when searching “premier league “ OOPS

🎥NEW EPISODE🎥 The crowd go wild when @OfficialShots have to deal with some classic Luke Moore behaviour 🤬 Join us tonight from 7.30pm for the first premiere of the night 🍿 📺 youtu.be/Ny8ZJEdj6IY

@fesshole You should take some power banks and charge them up also

I stay in hotels a lot with work. When I stay, I make sure they batteries for all my devices are charged before I leave: laptop, tablets, phones, torch. I reckon I've saved a good £3 worth of electricity in the 2 years that I've been doing this.

RIP DAD @41RTES My Dad Leonard George Stafford was a serving member of #41squadron and passed away on Tuesday 5th Feb 2019 at 90 yrs old. Dad was so proud of having served 41 as a fitter after the war on Spitfires

@41RTES My Dad Leonard George Stafford was a serving member of #41squadron and passed away on Tuesday 5th Feb at 90 yrs old. Dad was so proud of having served 41 as a fitter after the war.What are possibilities that a donation of or loan of a squadron flag to drape Dads coffin ?

@fesshole Just like Film Sex lives of the potato men

In the 90s I worked for a potato merchants. It was a glorious time. Shagged loads of staff in the chippies I delivered to and would get as many free sausage dinners as I could eat. Now I'm a miserable divorced mortgage advisor.

@lloydlwlheating TWAT!!!

Don’t give it large outside the merchants on Friday night 😂😂

@talkSPORT Vatican City league players Already mentioned Nick Pope Additions Dennis Priestley Tim Vicary