Randy “Rain Man” Miller

Guy I work with says his gf doesn’t know he zyns. Been dating for 6 years. Dudes rock

Drunk asf and just had air fried chicken nuggets. Life is good.

Played 18 with my new athletic director (20 year old JV coach not to brag) and shot a 103. #whowantsit

@hardyluvr69 Did I just get mogged

@mBaRandyMiller Idk my wife approached me so patience I guess

How do I talk to chicks sober? LANK⬇️

@JakeCollins_94 Jake, going to put this in my back pocket. Thank you

@mBaRandyMiller “Damn baby you could put somebody’s eyes out with those things” works great

Jimmy Haslam is doing real justice to the city of Knoxville with his fearless leadership

I understand why people choose to live off welfare now

Good morning

@slash200007 Slash, answer is still looming. Will keep you posted.

@mBaRandyMiller Wasn’t aware this was possible. Keep me posted on answers. Regards

red-carpet ready #NBADraft

Am I doing this right? #expand

@ChadFeldheimer3 She ain’t letting you hit twin

Ella Langley isn’t attractive and her music is mid

Yeah hey Kiki, I’ll be drunk but do whatever you want to me

@westvillagecap I bought them all

Why isn’t this made in men’s sizes?

@proshopkilla Skulled 4 iron

205 playing 145…what are we hitting here?

@Grunker__ This rocks

Biscuits and gravy chicken sandwich

@Askywalkcpa69 Babe sit in the back

Almost had a panic attack from an elevated heart rate based on Nick Saban pregame speeches, caffeine, and nicotine. Also so an absolute rocket at the gym. All in all, pretty good lift.

@Bennet67Baker Set the record for longest peak kid

Am I peaking? #LANK

@sam_wro Normally The Who did you vote for question tops it off

@mBaRandyMiller Ask them about their opinions on AIPAC

@MarkHannaCPA Mark, there are no definitive answers yet.

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