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@madmunk

Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective

เข้าร่วม Ocak 2009
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He’s not normal.
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SHOW girls you fancy them by touching them with a bargepole.
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I have just discovered that 'Polling Station' is not a euphemism for a 'brothel'. Just wasted 15 minutes of my life standing naked in a booth.
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@zippetey2dah @cybercykosis He had a trial for the canal street murderers. They were interested in signing him but he failed the medical ☹️
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@madmunk Walls or Richmond?
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Pretend you're greeting King Charles, by shaking hands with some sausages.
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Extend your holiday aboard a cruise ship by taking a bag of rat shit with you.
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Bit weird innit.
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TRICK a young woman into thinking you're not just out for a one night stand by tattooing her name and portrait on your neck.
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NEVER SHIT AGAIN. Simply hold food in your mouth until you've absorbed all the nutrients then spit it out.
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Bit weird innit.
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