this is your mother speaking…

Still true.

@FarmGirlCarrie Inflammation- the “itis” in every disease.

Question of the Day…

@TiffanyFong This is a fake phone call moment. My bff and I have an agreement for these situations.

how do you get your uber driver to shut the fuck up ?

These are the things my wife asks me for LOL

@its_The_Dr A really competitive sport.

How?

Notice the normalization of the word DEMON in alternative media. I don’t think this is an innocent choice of words. I’ve been feeling like we are in a battle of darkness and light for quite sometime, however, I don’t think that evil has been exposed in the public spectacle that is being planned to be used as the ultimate deception just yet. When it inevitably happens, it will be hard for people to call out the severity of how nefarious the presence is and it’s dark significance because the terms “demons” and “evil” are being normalized. Take note.

That’s it. It’s confirmed, there’s a 10% user rate of people who understand and can use satire, sarcasm and irony and the rest are just literal deadpan NPC’S. Time for a break from social media asap.

@beyoumf I’m getting old. It’s official.

gun to your head, name one thing about you

Talking about how stupid others are all the time or talking trash and backstabbing. Same for cowards and liars. High I.Q. people don’t gossip or talk negatively about anyone. If they have criticisms they’ll say it boldly right to your face with as little offense as possible. When they choose to talk, it’s worth your time.

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

@ThatEricAlper Oh I did but that might’ve also been some small town yee-haw shit. We did a lot of different dances but we did spend a whole unit on line and square dancing. Really fun stuff actually.

@bamagirl_4_eva I’d have to pick the languages, the good health and the 20k/month. I’m already married with kids so I think I’d be good.

Which 3 are you picking?

@BridgetPhetasy This is the 7th circle of hell.

Am I having a stroke

@HeatherIsUnsane Ugh I was just thinking about him and Chester the other night. The music world seems pretty one-dimensional without them.

No one sings like you anymore. I miss Chris Cornell so much. 🖤

@SydneyLWatson Wyoming is sadly infested with the ultra-rich creepos. Like weird people that are so rich they can’t even tolerate the plebs so they have to go hide out in Wyoming to continue whatever nefarious billionaire things they do.

It’s just beautiful all around. I even like being right in Jackson hole with its fake antler decor and the mountains in the backdrop-and I normally hate the city. It doesn’t have a big city feel. Honestly the most beautiful area is the Grand Tetons in the park area foothills on the Idaho side. I’ve been all around the area and nothing compares. Still very beautiful, not far from civilization comparatively, Jackson Hole, Idaho Falls and Salt Lake Airports all within a couple hundred miles. It’s perfect.

Tell me about Wyoming. Where is the nicest, mountain-y part that's also not TOO FAR from civilization. I desire to buy many acres there and disappear into the wilderness.

So maybe Dolly ONLY wrote I Will Always Love You and I exaggerated, but apart from I Have Nothing, I can’t name many of her other songs. No shade to Whitney, she’s an amazing vocalist but I still never got into her music. If I have to pick, it’s still Whitney, and I Will Always Love You is still preserved because Dolly wrote it. Beyoncé, despite the fact that I despise her as a person and she’s basically a commercial plant, she sang some of the songs that are most nostalgic to me, is an amazing vocalist, and you can’t have destiny’s child without her.

@its_The_Dr Unfortunately Whitney. Dolly wrote her best songs anyway…sue me.

Beyonce has to go! How about you?

Best thread I’ve seen this year honestly.

@Timcast Sorry Bill, 10 of your friends don’t trump millions of normies by virtue of their wealth and celebrity and 12 dudes on set don’t represent all of America.

I'm nowhere near as big as these people and I have a bodyguard because I get recognized everywhere Regular people are tuning in and have been for a while

@atensnut Court appearances. Very ill-advised.

Fry Bacon 🥓