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@ghosthawke7 @FrailSkeleton 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

@FrailSkeleton What about the white guys that use the black ones?

Psychologically analyzing my colleagues by their thumb’s up emoji use. Black people always turn it brown, some of the ethnics use brown but some use the extra pale one. All the regular white Americans use default yellow

@commons96055467 Nice to assume the worst

Connect the dots. Stealing uranium was the original mission. The generals told trump, that’s impossible. The generals got fired. The mission failed catastrophically with loss of hardware and possibly personnel. Trump claimed, it was a pilot rescue success. Fox had an orgasm.

Shout out to the 24 y/o European males learning their people would do an equipment risk calculation vs their life if shit goes hot

Euros be like: “I would never risk $300M to save the life of a single soldier, but also I would never grow the economy by $300M if it risked the life of a single spotted owl.”

@NikTek I bet it will continue to count as a strike for small channels, even if their video is back online

The craziest thing ever happened on YouTube. La7, an Italian television channel has used footage from Nvidia DLSS 5 Trailer and then sent a copyright strike to every YouTube video that supposedly used “their footage”, including Nvidia themselves. Nvidia’s own DLSS 5 announcement video has now been taken down by La7 as you can see here.

@skpmd @RPM_PlayStation 🙅🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️ even irl it happens. Makes more sense

@RPM_PlayStation I hate to admit it, but the Japanese had it right, O should be the confirm button, we fucked up with this “X marks the spot” shit

Ever wonder why the PlayStation buttons are shapes instead of letters? 🟦🔺⭕️✖️ Teiyu Goto, the designer, actually gave them meanings: 🔺 = POV / Direction 🟦 = Menu / Paper ⭕️ = Yes ✖️ = No

A Muslim woman screams at British police officers: “We fought for this country! If you have rights, it’s because we fought for them!” Fun fact: More British Muslims volunteered to fight for ISIS than to serve in the UK army.

@1ssve It's just so horrible when the only available times are peak gym rush hour

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine

@Nezzzooo With the development times it might as well be

I truly Believe This is gonna be the last GTA Game Ever

@WSchoonenberg Dit is geen foto van Artemis maar een compositie van verschillende al bestaande foto's. De maan zal nooit zo groot in beeld komen, zelfs met de grootste zoomlens niet

It's more disgusting how blatantly and casually gypsies choose to exist in the same world as me

@AJamesMcCarthy No I can't

Saw this mural, can you spot all the things wrong with it?

There are corrections and there are CORRECTIONS.

@Nyct0phil3_x Female maxxing

"My hair is too flat and straight" sea salt spray, root powder, heat protection and a heat styler "Mine is too coarse" silicones man, you want silicones! "My hair goes frizzy" you want argan oil and a very light dispersal of soft hold gel to weigh it down Do not get a fade!

The sheer amount of men responding with "my hair just doesn't go like that" or "mine doesn't have that texture" to photographs of obviously styled hair has given me the horrifying realisation that many do not know that hair products exist and that everyone else is using them

@lemire Copilot button here works just fine

I am in Microsoft Word. I press Copilot. I ask for a table. The AI can't modify the Word document so it creates a new document in the cloud. It then allows me access the document through a link. Presumably I am supposed to go there, copy the table and put it in my Word document myself. Who designed this ? This is so obviously a low-effort implementation that I am baffled. It is almost as if they wanted to fail. Why can't Microsoft see that having direct access to Microsoft Word is an incredible edge that they could leverage to embed the AI directly? It is almost comical.

@AndySaunders_1 50k ISO is some good Nikon tech.

Ah - Exif data available and actually shows: 22mm (so the 14-24mm lens) and 1/4s at 50k ISO The photo is the dark side of Earth, and the first (Apollo 17) image is 'day' side. In the new image you can see zodiacal light at the bottom right as Earth eclipsed the Sun!

Left - Apollo 17, 1972 Right - Artemis II, 2026 Two photographs taken by one of us, of all of us, over half a century apart. What's changed?

@filmnoiresc That's أحب in new german

I am on German Twitter! Germany is to me what Japan is to the perverts. Ich liebe!

@ChopinSanj @orntwo @JeffreyLuscombe The only high speed rail in the US is in Florida

@orntwo @JeffreyLuscombe 🤣🤣 Meanwhile "Republicans control congress, judicial, and executive branch and the US as a global hegemonic super power is screeching to a halt, unemployment is rising, cost of living is increasing, bonds are at risk, and on the verge of economic collapse."

Why do Conservatives hate this so much? Anyone?

@RAWigger High skilled migrant rotting the once quality German-made seal of quality

@normposter Why did everything related to space become so reddit-coded

"Hmm, how can I make this about me?" *pretends to cry for attention*