freakish priest 🔞

we don’t do ethical marimanding over here. take your sensitive ass back to team edward

strawpage thread 🩶 vampirecest.straw.page

armand: taking my dog to the groomer! daniel, from inside a pet carrier: why are we flying to venice

@mediumpossum was about to tag him… rats.

*****NOT SAM REID

I think having sex with an australian would heal me

people didn’t… know why baby jenks hopped on stage? they… really thought she was a fan?

girl they sell knotted dildos at spencers im gonna need you to relax lmao

@witchesflight @Jennipeg yeah, i really didn’t love that. intentional faux pas that didn’t land, as a friend put it

@Jennipeg I took it as he was high and felt disrespected so he was being petty

I'm curious about the pronoun joke, Lestat initially showed support and then proceeded to misgender them multiple times. idk what it says about him, was he too high to remember? It seems like AMC interfered with Gabi but these jokes were ok? I don't really get it

i’d sure hope so. lestat’s not her first victim but he is her favorite

hadn’t considered it before but i am now! who’s to say she didn’t give him laced blood to help the pain and experimented while he was asleep for long stretches?

@witchesflight “well… about that… 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️”

“Louis, do you know someone named Daniel Molloy?” “😰”

@tvlestat looove the shirt

@witchbabyy scoobert

what should i call him

@vampviscera i’ve BEEN an incest freak. not sure about everyone else though

oh so now it's ok cus lestat says it. smh

@gayporwave and he gave em

@marimanding yes and she asked for hole pics

did lestat get an ipad to text gabi.

@Lara_ImaLot somehow the most horrific part of this is being named larry

#tvlspoilers imagine your name is Larry. Your band gets taken over by a vampire. He puts on an American accent to mock and belittle you. You’re lowkey in love with him.

TVL ep1 rewatch thread + reaction + speculation + crashing out 🧵👇 (I lied no 24hrs wait, I need to do it now) #tvlspoilers #tvldetroit

#tvlspoilers intoxstat i would hold your hair back while you throw up and drive you home in every lifetime

@otherbully he’s always been attractive to me and i refuse to back down from that

I can't believe I'm the only one that finds this old man just as fuckable as the younger ("younger" lol) characters. Like how are yall not seeing it????

@mylelio check again

@marimanding no likes !!!!

@CreativeSpoonie but don’t you know bisexuals are only bisexual if they’re sleeping with the same gender? but then that also makes them gay/lesbian? makes total sense!

@marimanding @LaFaarah Yeah, I’ve been trying to prepare myself for the biphobia that I knew was going to end up making me want to go on a rampage. It didn’t work. I’m still furious!

a lot of you are weird about bisexuals and would do yourselves a favor admitting that. debating lestat’s sexuality by auditing the number of sexual partners of one gender he has compared to another? you’re not serious people if you think bisexuality means evenly sliced attraction

@STARDUSTVAMPIRE apparently a modern invention she’s obsessed with, thinks it’s neat i assume

#TVLSPOILERS what's up with Akasha and the ice cream spoon? i don't get it....

@mylelio like to sign the petition to send twitter user mylelio to the gulag