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@BellaBaddie__ Raw ama na kalatas?

Normalise having sex with your friends

@Entr_dawood Umekula beetroot?

Doctors, Mtu akikojoa damu inamaanisha nini?

@moneyacademyKE Who approved the transaction ?

MPs have raised alarm after Sh6.3 billion from the e-Citizen platform was diverted to a private account not approved by the Treasury. Shockingly, the Auditor General was also denied access to key data during the audit.

@ja_Pwonji @MuhammedBishaar Unajua hypersonic missiles ni nini?

@MuhammedBishaar KDF was able to hit Somali hands down even stayed there for yrs. So what’s your point?

KDF in the strait of Hormuz.

@doc_zee7 I'll go to heaven nakedness, ready for the 72 virgins.

Sleeping naked is wild, what if a war breaks out at 3am ?

@Amy_beke You're horny, not bored.

I’m bored, please recommend a movie with lots of s£X scenes .

@Kibet_bull Una compare matatu na airline?

A matatu which operates with even ksh 50 per route makes a huge profit, meanwhile a KQ which charges upto 500k per trip makes losses. It seems Kenyans learnt the wrong maths

@BernardKavuli extremely religious people in general have issues

What's wrong with SDA ladies?

@robie474 Samsung, mine can go for days.

Which television model can stay on for 48 hours without being switched off or needing a rest?

@MensSexualGuide Election si ni yangu?

@Ademba_47 @edwinsifuna fanya kitu bana

IEBC office in Bungoma is sending voters back home saying they are not ready until Thursday.

@Kibet_bull We need to monitor voter registration in North Eastern, else mtaona 5m registered voters.

Tuko kadi hapa NJORO #TukoKadi

@FabrizioRomano Rice should do the same, they need to rest

🚨⛔️ Gabriel Magalhães has withdrawn from the Brazil squad due to right knee pain, statement confirms. Gabriel and Saliba (as announced yesterday) will both stay in London to recover.

@TNF304 @losttrader6 That's fraud bwana, no one can deduct money from a bank account without user authorization

@losttrader6 Ushai chukua loan ukatupa simcard? Nowdays ncba and kcb deduct defaulted loans from mpesa and mshwari I even saw a case walitoa bank

Can someone make me understand how tha hell money disappeared from my mpesa and mshwari. Balance inasoma zero hadi wakafuliza💔

@Ibrahkiprotich To vote for mr him in 2027

Ugandans are moving to Nairobi, kwani how bad is the situation there?🤔

@evenmaina Unekulwa leo?

📍Qatar

@kilundeezy Mtukutu lais nikama kuna sida

Ignore baba Charlene ..check on the regional commander in the background

@FaithOdhiambo8 Traitor

Niko Kadi!

@TMZ No. Death has chuck Norrised

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@Joe585258613669 @ntvkenya @BenKitiliKE @kevinmutai_ You're I'd. Just Mark that as bad debt.

@ntvkenya @BenKitiliKE @kevinmutai_ I have a patient who has been in hospital entering the 4th week, and it is that SHA am counting on. May it not be scattered before sorting me out or else it will be worse.

Sha: Broke And Broken MPs have disclosed that Sha is no longer sustainable. The High Court has given the government 90 days to address the challenges in the scheme. #NTVTonight @BenKitiliKE @kevinmutai_