Mark Kenny

Not much going on in #NL for @HelloApple 50th birthday. Not a balloon or strong of bunting in sight. Not even a mention of it running on any screens in the #Amsterdam store.

@hatscarforabadg @DaveKirby01 @NickyAllt @boylie74 Cool shirt! Wasn't me though :-(

Boss night watching @DaveKirby01 and @NickyAllt here we go gathering cups in May,great to see @markkenny wearing one of our t shirts and also @boylie74

@BasicAppleGuy I bought mine in Paris

Today marks 25 years since Apple launched Mac OS X.

@roywoodjr @lsqtheatre All good Guv'? Amsterdam just got postponed for a second time?

FIRST TIME HEADLINING in LONDON! 🇬🇧 I’m bringing a full night of stand-up to @lsqtheatre — come out and let’s make this one special. 🎟️ roywoodjr.com

@MrMichaelSpicer Ezza cant!! Just bad, bad man!!

Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

@fentonstevens @Nigel_Farage @TheSun Can I raise the Dutch 50fl note. Possibly the happiest form of currency in the world!

@Nigel_Farage @TheSun How many? This means nothing!

New polling in @TheSun shows Brits of every age group want to keep Winston Churchill on the £5 note.

@reid6peter @TiceRichard I love your way with words!

@TiceRichard What a Dick.

Starmer has utterly humiliated the UK in the eyes of our long standing allies The international community is aghast how far we have fallen and that we cannot be relied upon Starmer and Labour are unfit to govern

@realpaulparker2 @BBCMOTD What's wrong with 5 mins?

@BBCMOTD Make it at least 3 minutes then it just might cut down on the cheating

Players who receive treatment for an injury could be forced to stay off the pitch for one minute under proposals from Fifa 🤕 It's currently 30 seconds in the Premier League, but would you like to see it increased?

@mischavdbent Done! Looking forward fella!

The wait is over 🎟️ Ticket sales for Mac Admins Europe 2026 are now live! Be one of the first 100 to grab an Early Bird ticket at €149. After that, prices go up to €199. Don't wait too long! macadmins-eu.org/tickets/ #macadminseurope #apple #community

@clarabell11111 @wearejames @RealTimBooth Sit down. But I think you've got that ;-) Sorry. All the best x

Taking the best band in the world with me for my first chemotherapy session. One of the many trials and tribulations of life they’ve seen me through ❤️🌼 @wearejames @RealTimBooth

@TonyIncenzo Mines @ajax ;-)

Yay!! #Greenland will soon get first consignment of stroopwaffles and hagelslag! nltimes.nl/2026/01/15/dut…

@espiekermann @Mishi_2210 5031 ;-)

@Mishi_2210 909

Tell me the number that is biggest then this Only 1 percent will succeed

@RealTimBooth @jowhiley Not sure who's luckier in this pic'; both legends! ;-)

⁦@jowhiley⁩ 🩵

@Baddiel Newsround, Newsnight, iPlayer website Toni Arthur, Brian Cant, Spooks and Adam Adamant! genius.com/Mitch-benn-im-…

It's always been like this but intensified now because of the hyper-politicisation of culture, a product of social media, because social media is primarily a place for people to shout about politics. If you garnered your sense of the BBC from here, you'd imagine it was a news channel and website. You'd be very confused by the Morecambe And Wise Christmas Special.

When the BBC has these crises it’s always assumed that its main thing is news. Because all the voices shouting on whatever side of the crises are news people: politicians, journalists, commentators. But for many viewers, news is completely subsidiary to Entertainment, Drama and Sport. News is just what’s on in the background while you’re waiting for Traitors.

@mr_seanhughes @sohotheatre @Shelter Oooh, just thought; he'd have been great on The Traitors!

Well, he's avoided this, at least, on what would have been Sean's 60th birthday today... A more fitting celebration of him was held @sohotheatre 6 years ago this very evening, and is still available to watch at gofasterstripe.com/sean, with every penny going to @Shelter

@adweak Not funny!

BREAKING: Parents Of DDB Copywriter Getting Spare Bedroom Ready

@chazaustin10 to host #StrictlyComeDancing You heard it here first! ;-) #qpr

Almost as long as a lettuce ;-) #Brexit bbc.com/news/articles/…

@jimmydunne70 The Loft. Upper. Just off-centre of goal.

Rs supporters👋 if there was a QPR fans cafe 👀☕️ where would be the ideal location? 💙 suppaaaa