Mark Tait

I did some #3D art. I'm quite pleased with the results. #art

Cut yer own fucking grass.

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If I get buried in this, I’ll be spinning in my grave.

No I don’t.

JK Rowling is really struggling to reach the dizzy heights of the Harry Potter saga.

The fact they’ve not named this the “Meat Gala”, seems like a complete waste.

@FabrizioRomano His first signing will be Ben Mee-hee!

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

His first signing will be Ben Mee-Hee!

This is music to my arse.

Harry Potter and the Half Cooked Mince

I don’t buy trousers that my testicles won’t fit in. These are perfect.

Worst. TV show. Ever.

30 odd years is quite a long time tbf.

I’m going to be honest. I not sure we’re going to win the World Cup. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Arsenal players joining up at training after the international break.

On Newsnight, they showed someone holding up a phone with a chicken leg. Nobody has ever held a phone like that before.

If you fancy a kebab, I’d highly recommend this place. Especially if you want a pitta pocket or two.

I don’t know how these people sleep at night.

@marktait78 I'm making it my business.

It’s been 30 years of the epic Born Slippy. As a youth, I piled on to many a dance floor, off my tits, bouncing and chanting every word with overbearing confidence. Just looked up the lyrics. Have they changed them, because that’s not what I’ve been singing? 😬

@jnrduggan This post is none of your business.

@marktait78 OH REALLY DID YOU GET SOME LYRICS WRONG, THAT'S INTERESTING