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JD Vance: a tosser, a wanker and a waste of space. Lucky to get that biopic before the world found out how much of a grifter he is.

@Argos_Online I placed an order today, having signed up for £5 voucher. I got told any vouchers would be applied at checkout: it arrived over half an hour after I’d paid and my purchase was ready. Not happy at all.

@LidlGB good morning. Can you help me understand why your Scarborough store is frequently out of lactose free milk? And so few Gluten Free products? We use your stores on Corfu & they’re much better stocked. Your loyal customers deserve better.

@CarlaFowler hi! Think it’s worth looking into the row on NextDoor and Facebook over the awful statue it’s planned to be installed at the Spa? I hate it, and the way it’s been commissioned in secret

@virginmedia trying to order additional pod/hub but your system doesn’t allow

🧵 This has to be the funniest Brexit moment yet. The Brexit-loving brigade spluttering into their cornflakes as they discover The Telegraph has been sold to a German media company. The irony is spectacular.

One of the greatest ever anti-war (Iraq) speeches by the late, great Tony Benn: “What fools we are to live in a generation for which war is a computer game for our children and just an interesting little channel for news item. Every Member of Parliament tonight who votes for the Government motion will be consciously and deliberately accepting responsibility for the deaths of innocent people if the war begins.”

”This is not Winston Churchill we are dealing with” So much to say about that but let’s go straight to the heart of the matter. We are not your vassal. I don’t agree with your stupid war #notinmyname

It’s genuinely weird that an ex-cabinet minister can be bothered to troll me. I investigated you & found you oversaw the biggest electoral fraud in modern UK history & got away with it. You won. Move on. Get a hobby or something.

Run your eye over this. He ‘breached standards’. Sounds like he entered the dining room without wearing a tie, whereas he introduced a company in which he had an undisclosed interest (a failing recruitment co.) which was awarded £50M to provide PPE, much of which proved unusable.

@GordonFielden @PaulAdams72 Yes

Is this man a traitor to the United Kingdom? Yes or No

No we fucking don’t. This is not even close to what’s happening Hey @UKLabour how about introducing a bit of press regulation? Just a thought.

Israel has spent the past year desecrating international law on live TV. Now it is waging war on the UN itself, including 10,000 peacekeepers from 50 countries stationed in Lebanon. What will it take for the UK to end its military, economic & diplomatic support for Israel?

@Parcelforce247 @parcelforce I am a blue badge holder. My wife was unable to park at Tesco Scarborough because your driver blocked the whole car park. When I complained he called me an “f..ing paedo” and a great deal more, driving his van at me. Posted with no response so far.

Check out this post on Nextdoor: nextdoor.co.uk/p/tjRzLDCMy8yr…

@parcelforce I have reported this to Tesco

@parcelforce I am a blue badge holder. My wife was unable to park at Tesco Scarborough because your driver blocked the whole car park. When I complained he called me an “f..ing paedo” and a great deal more, driving his van at me.

@jet2tweets hi waiting 25 minutes on WhatsApp so far

@jet2tweets paid for flight but no confirmation

@CarlaFowler morning, hope you’re well. You may already have seen this but it looks like a story: