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@TiffanyWambui9 If my name was John and I had a crush on you ...si Watu wangeniita Yohana Mtaka Tiff??

Deadskin inatoka hapa ni thick kama maganda ya waru

Life is an endless story to tell, and everyone has got his/hers. Dennis Oliech once paid millions of shillings to ferry the Harambee Stars after the government said it was broke. It's so sad to see him being neglected by the very same people in his time of need! 💔

@DidmusWaBarasa How does this help you become governor??

Disgraced tribal demagogue Gachagua now claims the Laikipia Ebola quarantine centre is President Ruto’s plot to exterminate the Mt Kenya community! What a parochial, fear-mongering villager! Sadly, swathes of his ethnic ghetto will devour this venomous drivel. #DidmusBarasaGov27

@premierleague Finally Chelsea have improved standings

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

@Adele_lide Putah madre

The cost of living is relatively lower today than it was Uhuru left office.

@OfficialFPL Arsenal coming in second again

Most bonus points by midfielders in 2025/26: 🥇 Bruno Fernandes - 41 🥈 Declan Rice - 23 🥉 Bruno Guimaraes - 22 #FPL

Mtoto aliyepewa jina la William Ruto akabiliwa na uhasama. “Wakimuona wanamuita ‘Ruto must go’ na ‘wantam’” #NTVAdhuhuri @ruga_eval

@obadiahnali @CFC_OBED Saka 150m??😂😂 Must be nuts

Add these names to your list. 🇪🇸 Jude Bellingham – Real Madrid 🇪🇸 Rodri – Manchester City 🇩🇪 Florian Wirtz – Bayer Leverkusen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bukayo Saka – Arsenal 🇩🇪 Jamal Musiala – FC Bayern München 🇪🇸 Pedri – FC Barcelona A fully fit Pedri walks into any team in the world. Bellingham is already at that level. And if you’re talking about game‑changing talent, these names belong right there with the others

Lamine yamal Cole Palmer Kvaratskhelia Harry Kane Olise Mbappe Vinicius Bruno Fernandes Only players in the world that should cost 150m

Youths from Makongeni stormed Makongeni Police Station, citing harassment by police officers operating in the area.

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases. Which Ebola cases? From where? Ebola Billionaires.

@WorldCupEra Toure Xavi Iniesta

Build the perfect midfield with only 3 players

Mohamed Ali: William Ruto was the DP for 10 years...If there was debt, stalled projects, corruption, or success he was there. You cannot sit at the dining table for 10 years, enjoy the meal and then later claim you were merely passing by the kitchen. #NTVAdhuhuri @ruga_eval

@Kenyans Then there is a stupid fellow tolerating it within our borders

Our highest priority is preventing Ebola from reaching America - U.S. Department of State Spokesperson Tommy Pigott

@Kenyans What is the obsession with buildings with this guy??

It would be unfortunate if, on one request by the Americans to set up an Ebola facility at their cost, we refused. We would look very inhuman - Ruto

@Phreddy_fred @citizentvkenya Hao 11% ni county executive workers

@citizentvkenya The question is, the 11% in Mt. Kenya, can they please enlighten us on what this govt has done for them to believe the country is headed in the right direction??

89% of Kenyans in Mt. Kenya region, 85% in Lower Eastern, 78% in Western, 76% in Nairobi, 73% in Nyanza and 65% at the Coast feel the country is heading in the wrong direction - TIFA survey

@citizentvkenya #JKLive We don't want Ebola in Kenya!

CS Aden Duale: This is the 17th Ebola outbreak; it happened all the other successive governments. Why is the Ebola outbreak during the administration of President Ruto making people go and demonstrate? #JKLive

Guys, I was being a gentleman... but some Arsenal fans are getting too comfortable You finally won the war after 22 years of banter 😂🏆 Now let's start another 50 years of banter about the Big Ears Cup #ilovethisgame #arsenal #banter

@Osama_otero But ODM holding rallies in nyanza speaking dholuo weekly is fine?

Ona takataka. Mahn I really hate you.

@Kenyans You might think they understand whatever they're being shown

CS Kipchumba Murkomen, Governor Sakaja, and DIG Eliud Lagat inspect the mass surveillance system in New York