🥤 Max ༒ Osiris 🔥 ௐ³⁶⁹ 🎩 maxosiris.eth 𑖭𑖰𑖟𑖿

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I am having the most enlightened day ever just walking around appreciating everything and feeling so chilled out it almost feels illegal

You guys are bitch ass slaves for @mcuban and @naval and you have to keep pretending to care about art to keep the ruse going

@hersoid It done been minted

@maxOSIRISart Wen mint

I have finally created my Magnum Opus the nadir of my artistic endeavours and it is this it is called CAN ... behold ... 👇

@ernestoasch @ArtcriticDK It came pre smashed

@maxOSIRISart @ArtcriticDK Did you do the smashing?

Being the nerd that I am I once looked up the etymology of mafia And it basically said Sicilians And I was like oh shit

@HeinerBuhr like fractionalize it? just buy it and fractionalize the shares, i don't know could be cool

@maxOSIRISart Can you mint the can and offer it in 1 million shares?

it harkens to my 2017 piece called I AM GOD which i created by running over a burning can of frankincense and weird shit while attempting to gtfo of the parking lot of a yoga studio after i freaked out a parking attendant, but the contents were so good and i was inspired by Kanye at the time and basically used my poop onesie to get the smoldering mess into my minivan before we had to bounce and squirch outta there i gave the art piece to a beautiful woman and told her she should hang on to it she either threw it away or actually has I AM GOD 2017 by Max Osiris still in her posession crushed can frankincense, myrrh, copal flattened by the tire of a toyota van getting the fuck out of a parking lot after having the cops called on us for chilling outside a fucking yoga studio wanderlust. get the fuck outta here with that maharaji bullshit, fr fr

it is 3 ETH superrare.com/artwork/eth/0x…

@mcsquared34 Imagine being the cunt working on THAT as opposed to cancer cures

ACAB includes anyone involved with this

@ambig_art we have an iron clad no rug guarantee on our website that is in in a font so small only tardigrades can read it

@ambig_art care to comment on the state of prestige?

if only @justinsuntron had bought some prestigelibertyfinancial.com instead, he would have been happier as we say at every taco tuesday financial meeting: ... we are prestige. we are financial. there is no backdoor

@JasonBassler1 Someone Luigi'ing Alex Carp is Preferable to Either to be honest

Karp: "Surveillance is better than China winning" Of course it is when your surveillance infrastructure profits from more government contracts than any company in history, and you live in a $46M Miami compound with a guarded bridge & private police.

@fatfabfeminist 1-900-talk-to-jesus

the most demonic sacrilegious shit i’ve ever heard oh my god

@NoLieWithBTC Sucking Russian dick always backfires Historically speaking If you can even pretend to have the stomach for it Would avoid personally but that's juts my choice and preference Is Theil big mad his toy on Ozempic got embarrassed this hard?

Breaking: Trump-supported Prime Minister of Hungary Viktor Orbán has lost re-election in a stunning defeat. This comes just days after JD Vance traveled to the country to campaign for him.

@ElxMapping @Concreteisland2 It's the ozempic

visits the pope → pope dies leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide Man’s got a streak.

@CREATEDXGAWD All in one day sounds like a perfect day tho

@maxOSIRISart Why does one have to choose?

Dancing to dank bass music is my favorite activity other than fucking Second is experimenting with interesting psychedelic compounds that no else thought to test out But let's make it about you - what's your favorite hobby?

@CREATEDXGAWD Naps are better than sex drugs and alcohol

@maxOSIRISart Taking naps