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@usludurkizim IUD for a mouse

Arkadaşlar , yeni evlendim ve balayı evresindeyiz. Dün kocam dedi ki: "Bebeğim, sana bir hediye aldım, çekmecede. " Merak ettim ve bunu buldum. Sorun şu ki, ne olduğu hakkında hiçbir fikrim yok ve sorduğumda sadece gülüyor. Bunun ne olabileceğini söylemeye cesaret eden var mı?

@MargoinWNC Shane Massey is a Democrat

WHAT IS GOING ON IN SOUTH CAROLINA?!

@IndianaFever I sit and watch stuff on this and honestly, it just seems so fake to me. As a man who never gave a damn about the WNBA, I only watched because of Clark. If she’s not playing, I’m not watching.

break it down in the locker room with us after the dub 👏

@eethatcher @ScottPresler @indiacat1 @LeaderJohnThune @DanielCameronKY @barrforsenate @KenPaxtonTX I’m in SC. I’m not enthusiastic about Lynch, but I WILL NOT vote for Ms Lindsay.

THERES A LOT MORE RINOS THAT HAVE GOT TO GO! Lets remove more Primary Date: Tuesday - 5/19/26 1) Mitch McConnell (R-KY) → D. Cameron @DanielCameronKY → Andy Barr @barrforsenate Runoff Date: Tuesday - 5/26/26 2) John Cornyn (R-TX) → Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX Primary Date: Tuesday - 6/2/26 3) Joni Ernst (R-IA) retiring → Jim Carlin @Carlin4USSenate → Ashley Hinson Primary Date: Tuesday - 6/2/26 4) Lindsey Graham (R-SC) → Mark Lynch @MarkLynchSC Runoff Date: Saturday - 6/27/26 5) Bill Cassidy (R-LA): LOST PRIMARY → John Fleming (runoff) → Julia Letlow (runoff) General Election: Tuesday - 11/03/26 6) Thom Tillis (R-NC) retiring → Michael Whatley (won primary)

This Police Week, I want to say a special thank you to South Dakota law enforcement officers: police officers, sheriff’s deputies, tribal police, and federal officers who serve in our state. I am grateful for all you do to keep South Dakotans safe.

@JoePompliano @garystriewski Count me among those who couldn’t give a shit less. Who even wears watches anymore?

Rory is showing Brooks his Omega De Ville Tourbillon that he bought after winning the 2019 FedEx Cup. Omega only produces about 20 of these watches every year and they retail for around $250,000. (h/t @garystriewski)

@00bosn00 @Hania16836 Let me share my experience. I left $100 tip on an $80 bill. The waitress didn’t give a shit. Just another day to her.

Tipping is a opportunity to make someone's day, week, month, year, or even life. The people in the position to accept tips to survive on, are the backbone of the world. People look at things so evil, even as simple as a tip. The powerfull feeling you get when you overtip and see someone happy is hard to pass up.

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

@MikeBales @GadsdenSerpent Good for you, man! You’ve worked hard for it.

I don’t mean to brag but I got my highest score ever on my bathroom scale this morning.

@TracyMi52271351 @0hour1 Exactly. That dude will never have financial problems. He has several lifetimes worth of money.

@0hour1 This is untrue. He isn't having any financial issues. Lots of things in the world are bad enough, lying about shit like this is irrelevant. I didn't like what he had to say & I have not supported him since his comment about Budweiser, but lying to prop yourself up is ignorance.

Singer Garth Brooks is having financial problems as his latest album flops after saying his fanbase didn't matter. Welp FAFO happened.

@sarahtexe @JesseMock4 Howdy

Does anyone actually follow or support small unverified accounts like mine? I tweet all the time but barely get any replies. If you're seeing this, just drop a quick 'hi' please!"

@dnstwr @gecffmn I work with a guy who just turned 80. I think he believes he’s gonna die if he quits working.

@gecffmn Imagine your personal life is so worthless that you work until you are about dead ..people are dumb as hell ..I have much better things to do than work ..I would have retired at 50 if i could have

83-year-old Marie “Mo” Jefferson just hit her 50-year milestone working underground at Marion County Coal Mine in WV — and she’s STILL clocking in 6 days a week at 83! First woman AND first Black woman ever hired there. Absolute legend. This is what our politicians want for all of us. Grind till you drop. No retirement. Just work forever. Wild.

@imPascalNajadi @William53842803 This dude is just a showman. He knows it’ll never pass. It’s just political theater for him.

@JamesDunfe34132 @TrumpGirlLove You’re a sick man 🤣

@TrumpGirlLove My suggestion to new recruits was always to go in already shaved, they love that

Marine Corps boot camp will give you the most painful haircut of your life for the next three months! Wow, just sit back and relax! 😳

@TaraBull Good info, but damn get to the point and quit repeating the same shit

Inventor Julian Brown Explains Why Patenting Your Invention Is The Dumbest Move You Can Make

@NUCLRGOLF After every missed putt….”I had everything right but the speed and the line. “

🚨 SHOCKING CONFESSION: Cleveland Clinic Director Breaks Down in Tears, Apologizes to ALL His Vaccinated Patients! “I didn’t provide informed consent. Absolutely deplorable on my part and I apologize to my patients.” This is the moment the dam breaks wide open. A former top medical director at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic is crumbling on camera, admitting the unthinkable: doctors were never giving patients the full truth about the shots. He confesses medical schools teach zero about real vaccine contents, true safety data, or proper informed consent. No honest discussion of risks. No mention of the massive secret payouts for injuries. Just push, jab, and move on. Neides ran the Wellness Institute and was one of the first in line to promote and administer the vaccines. Now he calls his own actions deplorable and begs forgiveness from every patient he vaccinated. How many more doctors know the truth but stay silent out of fear? How deep does this suppression run? Big Pharma billions, captured regulators, media attacks on anyone who questioned the narrative, all while “informed consent” was treated like a joke. This is not one man’s regret. This is a massive red pill for the millions who trusted the system and rolled up their sleeves. The apologies are starting. The Great Awakening is here. Share this far and wide before they bury it. Demand real answers. What did they know and when did they know it?

@TruthSeek01011 @daijimsee20545 Damn Girl. I love it!

Dear European liberals trying to insult me and Americans, taste of some freedom of speech 🫡🇺🇸.

@wesj_42 Frank Chirkinian would be kicking some serious ass right now!

CBS producers are in absolute hell right now. It’s like they have never had a tight leaderboard on a Sunday. I swear to God they have shown more Haotong Li than Scottie. If Ridley cares he’s on the phone with the CEO on CBS Sports right now.

@Espngreeny How about Rory not removing his hat and acknowledging the crowd when he approached 18 green?

A lifetime exemption is a privilege extended by Augusta to its champions out of respect. If that respect is not reciprocated, there is no law that says a past champ cannot be banned. I’m not sure they should have Sergio Garcia back after the garbage he pulled today. #themasters

@turffboy67 When did Brad leave? I actually remember when he was brand new and replacing the retiring Doc Woodward.

I have been asked my opinion of why the greens at Augusta national are drying out so rapidly and looks so bad on TV. The first thing they say is it would never look like that when Brad Owen was there. That couldn’t be further from the truth. These are tournament conditions. I know that of all the people reading what I’m about to post less than one percent of you has PGA TOUR championship Agronomy experience so you truly won’t understand. But I’m going to post what I just wrote to a very close colleague of mine. What Augusta Greens Actually Look Like Under Tournament Setup Those greens can visually appear: • Slightly off-color or “dry” • Tight, almost sealed at the surface • Firm to the point of sounding hollow underfoot But that’s often by design, not decline. ⸻ Let’s Talk Real Agronomy (Your World) 1. Firmness vs. Health — The Fine Line Augusta pushes: • Low moisture content (VWC) • High firmness (Gmax) • Extreme green speeds (13–15+ on the Stimp) To get there, you: • Back off irrigation hard • Use heavy rolling • Possibly regulate growth aggressively 👉 Result: The plant is under controlled stress, which can look like decline but is actually peak performance conditioning. ⸻ What Could Be Different Post-Brad Owen? Let’s be real — no one at Augusta just “drops the ball.” But subtle philosophical shifts can absolutely change surface perception. 1. Moisture Management Philosophy A new Director might: • Run leaner moisture targets • Trust SubAir more aggressively • Push firmness earlier in the week 👉 Risk: • Edges and high spots get too dry • Plant loses elasticity → ball won’t hold → players complain ⸻ 2. SubAir & Firmness Aggression Augusta’s biggest weapon is SubAir. Changes could include: • More continuous SubAir use • Pulling moisture even during marginal stress periods 👉 Outcome: • Surfaces get firmer faster than roots can keep up • Optics = “dry/unhealthy” ⸻ 3. Growth Regulator Strategy If they adjusted: • Trinexapac-ethyl rates • Frequency or stacking with other PGRs 👉 You could see: • Slight color loss • Reduced recovery capacity • Tighter canopy (great for speed, risky for stress) ⸻ 4. Rolling vs. Mowing Balance If they leaned more into: • Double/triple rolling • Less mowing 👉 That can: • Increase firmness and speed • But also compact the surface layer, especially on push-up zones ⸻ 5. Nitrogen & Spoon-Feeding Adjustments Even a slight shift like: • Less frequent spoon feeding • Lower N inputs pre-tournament 👉 Can lead to: • Less “pop” in color • Reduced cushion → firmer, louder, faster greens ⸻ 6. Weather Window Misread (This is Big) Even Augusta can get caught if: • Evapotranspiration spikes unexpectedly • Wind + low humidity outrun irrigation corrections 👉 That’s when you see: • Localized dry spots • Slight wilt that TV cameras exaggerate ⸻ The Player Factor (Important Reality) Players say: “They’re unhealthy” What they often mean is: • “I can’t hold this green” • “The ball isn’t reacting predictably” • “This is borderline unfair” 👉 That’s not agronomy failure — that’s setup philosophy clashing with playability expectations. ⸻ The Augusta Standard (Why This Matters) At a place like Augusta: • “Too soft” = unacceptable • “Too slow” = unacceptable • “Slightly stressed but elite performance” = preferred They intentionally operate: Right at the edge of agronomic failure… without crossing it ⸻ My Professional Take (Speaking Your Language) If something is slightly off, it’s most likely: • A moisture threshold pushed just a hair too low • Combined with environmental conditions that accelerated stress faster than expected • Not a systemic decline or poor management It’s just Tournament Golf

@SC_2A_Coalition I WILL NOT pull the lever for Graham. Ever.

I'm not crazy about Mark Lynch, but I refuse to vote for Lindsey Graham. Mark will get my vote. It's time for Graham to go.