Lordbyke
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Lordbyke
@medguy_1
...in making the cure of disease more grievous than endurance of the same, good Lord deliver us.
Nigeria เข้าร่วม Ekim 2020
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Make I go play with Ghana 🇬🇭 universe in case Nigeria universe don tire
congratulationsodds💰⚽️@congratsodds
4cedis 70 pesewas and a dream 💭 Edit is posted on my telegram channel [t.me/+l_QDox_D9xljZ…]
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@ZidyepO I have seen different ways people do use to reheat rice. Some add large quantity of hot water and allow it boil for minutes then decant. I do close the lid and allow it reheat on low heat. The vapor goes back into the rice as water, so i don't need to add water.
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@medguy_1 No they cannot warm rice anyway they want!!! They should not add water!!!
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-Leaving soap foam on the bathroom walls after taking a bath.
-Body-shaming people unprovoked.
-Being rude and uncouth.
-Adding water to warm rice or spaghetti.
-Poor hygiene.
-Unkindness.
There are a lot more.
Boboye@namelessD_
What’s a turn off for you?
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@tayomies @andyofgreatness @__CD2 Even for Bangladesh sef. I no sure him guide for him kindred cause him for no get this kin mentality.
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@Ahras_co @Lazarus_Austine @instablog9ja Hahahahaha, arrest am. I go contribute make him dey jail. You can imagine
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@Lazarus_Austine @instablog9ja What’s this faux intellectualism??😂😂
Of the road joor! Make I know use part of my $100k take arrest you.
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Moment man was asked to choose between $100,000 and dinner with Davido
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@itz_taser You don’t sell your body but you still get fucked by 10 to 15 different men for free! Who’s fooling who ? 😂😂😂
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We all know what Sophia does for a reason, and yet since yesterday all I have been seeing a tweets about women praying to be like her and men praising her.
This is someone who fxcked Burna Boy because he promised her a car, and when he refused to buy it she came outside and was telling people the kind of men she fxcks.
We encourage prostituti0n
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@ebuka_montana @iamytemoni @itz_taser So speaking the truth has become self hating?? Is that not what the said person does?
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@iamytemoni @itz_taser There is nothing pretty about this self hating asshole.
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@BambuluMen When asked to chose either a good pretty white woman or a good pretty black woman, I would go for the black woman 100 out of 100 times.
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If black women are so beautiful, why are they the least desired race on dating apps?💀
Hoops@Hoopss
Black is beautiful
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Distinguished Senator of the Federal Republic.
Senator par excellence.
What other laws have you passed for your inept husband?
Joy Oforezika@oforezika
I was having a zoom meeting when my daughter screamed. I have to pause to check on her. Apparently my husband wanted bathing her because I was busy. She have just returned from school. I shot both of them a daring glance and the house went quiet. My husband has been moody all day because I made a law never to bath any female child in our house. He said I am making him a threat to his kids. Is there a better way to explain my reasons to him because I don't know how to start.
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@TalentedFBG 39 billion was unlucky for more than 3yrs if u like continue dey count rubbish
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A moving man will surely meet his luck one day
10 rands win 20 million rands
Day 159/365
We can’t be unlucky for 365 days
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@sedooterr No networks on weekends and ATM frustrations then made me stop using the bank.
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I stopped using my Uba for a year now, came back they’re still useless
SPICY@sedooterr
Uba too useless God
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Lordbyke รีทวีตแล้ว
Q: How much do you expect from a guy every week?
A: My Papa?…I don’t expect money from a guy every week because my father gives me money every week.
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You don't like 50/50 men
You also don't want to cook for 100/0 men
So what are you contributing to the relationship?
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Which of these would you love to join and why?
1. Nigerian Navy
2. Nigerian Army
3. Nigerian Air force
4. Nigerian Police
5. The DSS
6. Nigerian Immigration Service
7. Nigerian Customs Service
8. Nigerian Civil Defense
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@oku_yungx He looks at the mind only abi heart. Not your 'clothings'
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Our God na understanding God.
OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬@OurFavOnlineDoc
Pastor Tobi’s UK church “ordains” a new young pastor. Possibly the youngest.
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@samson_samsen @chisomholic Lol.....I don't know where they are importing the western practice here. I go come leave the house keh.
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@chisomholic Honestly bro, I'm not running away. Let her born the child and leave my house.
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They're called "special needs" children because they actually need to be aborted.
If you're my woman and get pregnant and we discover that the child is unhealthy but you insist on keeping it I will abandon you all and run away. 😭😭😭
ELA@ellabosslady_
A day in a life of a mother with a Special Needs daughter 🥺.
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