Jeff Alexander

Please politicize my death if I'm killed by one of the following: - Climate change - Mass shooting - COVID - Cops - Insulin rationing - Armed vigilantes Or any combination thereof. List to be updated as circumstances warrant.

On this day in 1964, production began on the original pilot episode, "The Cage." Which makes this the 60th anniversary of Star Trek going woke.

@KHJ_Esq The buyer's remorse is going to be like Brexit on steroids

The ironic part of this is that 36 months from now, folks will be calling me asking me to sue their jobs for discrimination or for killing their mom and I’ll have to explain to them that Trump judges don’t believe in lawsuits and that they’re shit out of luck.

We're distracting ourselves with an imported murder mystery series called "Sarcastic Coppers" (I've just been informed it's actually "Van Der Valk" but there's no way I'll remember that)

There are plenty of fundamentalist theocracies in the Middle East, maybe try one of those

Screenshotting this in case he wins there

@boymolish Geri from Succession still has it

The aura 😮‍💨

@1mayanh @travisakers

@travisakers Icing on the cake for him today.

SHUT IT DOWN, MY GUY IS GONNA DRIVE YOU TO THE POLLS RIGHT NOW

@clarkgregg The reason Trump will lose: he lacks conviction

Go toward the light. #HarrisWalz

The baby we were raising when W won a second term just voted blue in Wisconsin, don't tell me Dems can't play the long game

Wisdom from the generation that drove around without seat belts, smoked in doctor's offices, and built schools out of lead and asbestos

@BObama2024 @Arkypatriot @DefiyantlyFree I'm guessing you're not one of those "tone down the rhetoric" conservatives

@Arkypatriot @DefiyantlyFree So complaining on the internet will change everything ? You think if they steal this election and no one does nothing about it that they won't just steal every election after ? This is how communist regimes last decades and murder millions

If this happens democracy is still dead, it's just going to take a little longer to fall down

Let's make sure none of the people behind this ever get to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services again

@nypost I thought Elon Musk was the Elon Musk of squirrels

JD Vance says Trump is ‘fired up’ over death of P’nut the Squirrel: ‘The Elon Musk of squirrels’ trib.al/zJ8HTPZ

@TheClemReport God I miss interminable litanies of possible side effects

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

@localdudefromMA @RBReich Not his style, alas

If Harris wins, will Congress certify the results? There are now 172 election deniers in Congress. But the new Congress gets sworn in before the presidential election is certified. Your down ballot votes could decide whether your presidential vote is respected or discarded.

@OhNoSheTwitnt Either way it's a stunning illustration of just how fucked-up a Republican presidential candidate is allowed to be

If you're actually sick of celebrities inserting themselves into politics, prove it by not voting for the celebrity