Michael B

@john322226 I thought he would go central

I understand Raya for not diving… That Julian Álvarez shot shook not just the post but also my TV 😂😂😂

@ESPNFC He lost his touch.... I also considered him a weaklink

Manuel Neuer did not save a single shot vs. PSG. He is the first goalkeeper in the last 16 UCL seasons to concede 5+ goals WITHOUT recording a single save in a KO stage match 😭

@BirungiMargret5 16

Do you remember those days of football bubble gum with players stickers? How we used to decorate our rooms with them. How old were you back then friend?🫢

@BirungiMargret5 He's gone

I thought by the time I return, I'd be seeing a Chelsea statement. How is Liam Rosenior still having his job?🤔

@M_Kananura Inside

On a two-lane road moving in the same direction, which lane should faster vehicles use? A) Left B) Right

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd Needs to stay coz next season there will be more games, and therefore more playing opportunities

🚨Joshua Zirkzee has been nothing short of class both on and off the pitch this season, even though he hasn’t been used as much as he probably would’ve liked. He has played only 549 minutes in total this season and that’s very low for a striker. A lot of players would get frustrated, maybe show it in their body language or attitude, but not him. Every time you see him after games, he’s supporting his teammates, backing them no matter what. That says a lot about his character. He’s putting the team first, always. No drama, no ego, just doing his part and staying ready and whenever his time comes up he is ready to help the team just like he did against Crystal Palace earlier this season. We need more players like him in this squad, players who actually care about the badge and the team before themselves — and if he leaves this summer we need to respect his decision.

@martinayebare5 So sad

Hon Helen : Martin , Capture me today as I move out of the Plenary Session! Me : Okay Hon 📸😭😭😭😭😭😭

@SpireJim 😊

@Arsenal Celebrating ☺️☺️☺️

Happy Easter to all Gooners celebrating 🐣

@awsorg Amen

As we pause this Good Friday to honor a journey of sacrifice, we say thank you to every individual who has partnered with us in making access to clean and safe water 💦 a reality. Your act of love ❤️ continues to live on and transform many more lives. Happy Good Friday

@GovUganda @UNOC_UG @MEMD_Uganda @NankabirwaRS @PAU_Uganda So why are the prices escalating?

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐅𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 (𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝟐𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔): Uganda has adequate fuel reserves to meet short-term demand: Petrol: 81 million litres (22 days cover) Diesel: 80 million litres (23 days cover) Jet A-1: 18.5 million litres (30 days cover) 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒍 2026. #OpenGovUg

@Utdbrizzy Cherki 📐☺️☺️☺️

Since the day Tottenham players where stuck in Cherki’s Triangle, winning became a suggestion not a requirement 😭😂

@Matt_Pinner If not now, then when

Who can figure this out?

@CultonScovia Must have been a rehearsal

Cultures evolve, but the twists and turns the Kwanjula culture have taken are quite interesting.

@mufcMPB Yes

🗳️ SURVEY: Should Manchester United KEEP Casemiro for one more year ~ YES/NO? 🇧🇷👇

@kyeruphiona @grok is this a true story?

Joyce Carol Vincent was a 38-year-old woman living in a small apartment in Wood Green, North London. In December 2003, she is believed to have passed away alone in her flat, likely from natural causes such as an asthma attack or health complications. 😔 What made the case shocking was that no one realized she had died for nearly three years. Her body was discovered in January 2006 when housing officials entered the apartment to repossess it due to unpaid rent. They found her remains on the sofa with the television still on and wrapped Christmas presents nearby, likely meant for her family. 📺🎁 Despite living in a busy building above a shopping center, neighbors assumed occasional bad smells came from outside garbage bins. Joyce had once lived an active social life but had slowly withdrawn from friends and family. Her story later inspired the 2011 documentary Dreams of a Life, highlighting the hidden loneliness that can exist even in crowded cities. 🌆

@SkySportsPL @grok does he attend school?

Daniel Sturridge demonstrates how he'd walk into school on Monday if he was Max Dowman 🤣📚

@FabrizioRomano @grok what's the longevity of his contract

🚨 Tottenham remain in process to change manager again with Igor Tudor at serious risk. Roberto De Zerbi has been a top target for months but difficult deal, seen as unlikely. Spurs are considering also more managers in order to make decision soon, waiting for next games.

@FabrizioRomano @grok what's his G/A for Napoli

🚨 Napoli will trigger €44m buy option clause for Rasmus Højlund, as always reported. Director Manna confirms: “There are no doubts. Rasmus will stay here. We have an obligation to buy from #MUFC in case of UCL access — but he is in our plans regardless of this condition”.

@FabrizioRomano @grok which position is he mostly?

🚨⭐️ Michael Carrick on JJ Gabriel: “He is too young to play due to PL rules… but he’s doing really well”. “JJ is a big talent, he's had a really good season for the under-18s. We obviously think an awful lot of him, but patience is important in managing everything”.