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midwestfrog

@midwestfrog

Twitter thinks I'm a rocket ship builder, pizza expert, Giants fan and parent. How did it know? Maybe, maybe not.

The Middle เข้าร่วม Haziran 2008
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Jimmy Failla
Jimmy Failla@jimmyfailla·
Can’t believe Trump told Iran to “open the fuckin’ straight.” I miss normal times when Biden would say things like “sfddghhhkjjjytssghtmn.”
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551CARS@551CARS·
The constitution on 72nd western to Cass southbound has you down to one lane.
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Ben Williamson
Ben Williamson@Ben_Invests·
Marco Rubio when he finds he's responsible for ensuring Houston has enough Busch Light inventory for the Nebraska/Iowa game tomorrow
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Busch Beer
Busch Beer@BuschBeer·
Heard the Midwest is heading to Houston 👀 we’ll bring the beer & see ya there 🍻
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midwestfrog@midwestfrog·
@ZiaErica Listening to the show now. Have to thank you for all you do.
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midwestfrog@midwestfrog·
@jimmyfailla @kfabnews Loved hearing you with Scott Vorhees! Thank you for the great radio this morning! Can't wait til May 9!
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Matt Schick
Matt Schick@ESPN_Schick·
Nebraska facing Iowa in Houston is like when you travel out of state for a travel ball tournament and wind up playing the rival team from across the street.
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NotKennyRogers
NotKennyRogers@NotKennyRogers·
Just so I'm clear, the guy who went on camera and told America "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky" is the same guy testifying before a House Oversight Committee today that he did not have sexual relations with any of Epstein's underage sex slaves?
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ERICA 🤌🏼
ERICA 🤌🏼@ZiaErica·
This morning at the @ScottAdamsSays School.... Will @joelpollak Be able to make it? Is Erica hungover 😬? Who was our Designated Survivor? Was Nancy Pelosi a Sour-Puss-Denture-Face? We discuss last night's STATE of the Union. Join us for the Simultaneous Sip are 10 EST.
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Jimmy Failla
Jimmy Failla@jimmyfailla·
Liberals are jealous of Team USA because hockey is the ONLY place where men can have periods.
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NotKennyRogers
NotKennyRogers@NotKennyRogers·
The last time the United States won a gold medal in hockey at the Olympics, OJ Simpson was a beloved celebrity, Bruce Jenner was a guy, and Bernie Sanders was only 73.
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