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@japan_nobunaga Night stand gun (pistol) Under bed (rifle) Truck gun Office gun Every day carry gun Fun Gucci gun

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?

@OrangeBubb43389 @AlexForbesOps But the colors!

@AlexForbesOps Zero difference in the stores nor their in house brands. Whichever has the better price is all that matters.

When you’re a Home Depot guy and you have to go to Lowes. We’ve all been there.

@legolasyounger @theepicmap Bro I was out on a boat all day Sunday. Started blue skies, chemtrails covered the sky, I could not feel the UV rays on my skin anymore and the next day all of us were feeling like utter garbage. (Brain fog)

@theepicmap Except now the sun has been blocked by constant daily stratospheric injections. But the “air quality” has gotten better you say? Your comparison here very misleading…

USA air quality: 2005 vs 2018

@beergnome1st @StabYourBrain @kaseymartin854 can you elaborate please?

@StabYourBrain @kaseymartin854 you're a dumbass

That's a real friend does 🤣.

@STR8RIPPIN Guardian

What’s the best Halo map of all time? 🤔

They sure are going nuts in central Florida with the chemtrails today…🧐

@WallStreetApes Ahhh HP….the printer that needs to reinstall drivers every time you turn it on once every 3 months and never just works….

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

@PKMN_twt Yellow ftw!

Which game did you start off with?

@CW683143148941 @Emilio2763 Here i’ll help, obnoxious black women

@Emilio2763 Whom are you speaking of when you say "they're the worst creatures in our society?

They’re the Worst Creatures in Our Society…

@BrandonRea21062 @Mericamemed @grok You can’t be this dumb. The sparks of any would be from the brake stopping the chuck. Not electricity.

@Mericamemed @grok is this real? As cordless drills make sparks and have a open exposed current so wouldn't he get shocked?

"Where's the money dewaltski?!"

@DearS_o_n Exercise, hunting, fishing personally. But any outdoor activity is great

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression to a man?

@MissPookems Skyrim, still waiting Bethesda!!!!

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@dom_lucre Why did they take so long to stop her? She’s gotta weigh like 120lb and. Also, does nobody know that if you start squeezing pressure points. She will definitely let go

🔥🚨JUST IN: Liberal NYC artist Leanna Perry who has worked with Steve Madden, Adidas and Maybelline went absolutely nuclear on a flight as she started pulling a woman’s hair and spitting on her.

@handleitgrips Bout to run my 3d printer 24/7!

Always 2 steps ahead.

@MrFluffySnugglz @LaNativePatriot It’s a dude

@LaNativePatriot She's insanely irritating, but hot.

Oh so we’re just too far gone I guess

@NeomMV @ThoNg676733 It’s been 12hrs, I’m calling the police

@ThoNg676733 Let me test this on my girl. I will be back with her reaction

Are you romantic ?🥰

@dom_lucre Funny how we can prove him wrong in 2 seconds just by reading the Bible. But he needs super long explanations on how he and the other Jews constantly have to “trick” god so that they can continue living their lives without issues.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Rabbi Shmuley just claimed the “Romans murdered Jesus not the Jews.” Shmuley: “The NEW TESTAMENT IS CLEAR: THE ROMANS MURDERED JESUS, not the JEWS”

@JeremiahJarvi20 @BraedenSorbo You homos have

@BraedenSorbo Imagine if we did this shit to the confederate flag or American flag

Teen removes pride flag from classroom

@MattWallace888 You guys know what day today is right?

Elon Musk sent me a photo of one of the dead aliens they found on the surface of Mars. None have been found alive yet, but it is only a matter of time.