Modern Dad

@maximumpain333 I got the next 2 days off, where to frog man?

@sunlove Some of us can afford a drop in IQ without you low IQ alcoholics even noticing

Weed is a great thing to smoke if you enjoy being a dumb fucking retard

@esaagar The alcoholic industry is in high gear. They should smoke a joint and relax.

A 31 year old high IQ gamer who seems to have gone schizo in a weed legal state Lets get a THC test on Cole Allen ASAP

@Ryan_Daigler My entire marriage is this.

Have you ever tried mirroring a narcissist’s behaviors back at them to try to show them how inappropriate their behavior is only for them to completely miss the point of self-reflection and accuse you of being abusive for doing the exact same thing they did to you first?

@AnaKrivolapova Wait till you find out that guys like prison

Obsessed with the birds who voluntarily live at the zoo. Imagine a guy who hangs out in prison for fun

@KeruboSk Done.

I need a nonchalant response to “Let's break up”

@emmanueladda2 Eat something small and reasonable before and you won’t feel hungry. The rest is will power.

How tf y'all be losing weight when y'all smoke weed?? I smoke one blunt and I'm laying down with with a bag of chips, a plate of cabbage, mac n cheese & a pork chop with hot sauce, some doughnuts, grapes and a fruit roll up.. somebody lying

@nedsore It was all a competition. If my kid is better off than your kid i did better. If I can artificially increase your suffering my win gets bigger

Every time i hear about a boomer doing something it’s a crime against humanity

@Ryan_Daigler Alcoholics

A murder of crows. A cackle of hyenas. A shiver of sharks. What do you call a group of narcissists?

@Layemie001 These transmissions have been the worst invention in the automatic transmission industry.

This is the CVT. A type of engineering that allows for smooth acceleration.

@Mericamemed Who raises HOA board members? Is there some secret society of humans who enjoy forcing other people to be exactly like them in every way? Are they hatched? I have to know more.

Typical GTA online garage

@WebUndefeated Clear coat that asap

I’d never wash that car again

@alphafox If you are too afraid to drive your car then stay home. The yellow line is just paint.

Bikers hog the road and then cry foul when they are hurt... 🙄

@DearS_o_n Energy, stable emotions, focus

Men who stopped drinking alcohol, what did you replace it with???

@Ravenismeee Bored is a symptom of adhd. You have tons of things to do. How about do your laundry.

People who grew up without internet, how did you deal with boredom at home?

@SimplyKatie___ With a question like this you should probably focus on increasing your intelligence. It’s the smart folks who have to deal with you

What’s the best way to handle someone who’s more knowledgeable or intelligent than you?

@omgsidewalks You don’t have to tell fat people they are fat. They are aware. My question is why do you care?

How do you politely tell someone they're overweight ??

@ABmrJutt Men love being sexually harassed and being called gay for everything. It’s frankly the best part of the job.

Women don't enter trades like men do because the working conditions almost guarantee a lifetime of sexual harassment and sexism, not because they're too weak to learn carpentry.

@MikeBales 400 Mike Mike

Gravy Seal from Meal Team 6 😂

@volvoshine Brah

Because I live in the Miami bubble of hot people, I sometimes forget... I'm on a cruise right now, and it is a *very stark* reminder that outside of a few major cities, at age 30, people give up and get fat and old. That's just the way it is for most of the country. 💁