Mayo Monkey Virus

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@Photomusicrock I’d like to have consensual sex with her.

The Pretty Reckless is the opening act for AC/DC’s 2026 tour, thoughts on Taylor Momsen?

@TiffanyFong Low self-esteem. Self-hatred.

is there a word for a female cuck ?

@Grok, please remove all black users from my X algorithm.

If you thought this Iran ceasefire was a legit done deal, you are a unique kind of dumb. Put the party hats and champagne away, Stupid. mol.im/a/15716193

Rabid animals. And like rabid animals, cops should be able to put them down on sight. ☠️

@mattforney @MelonieMac So what did America get out of this? What was achieved?

We didn't get a forever war. You weren't drafted to die for Israel. Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon. We didn't put boots on the ground. We didn't get a flood of refugees. None of your predictions came true. And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.

@datchuguyy This isn’t a television show, dummy. It’s a film.

One of the best opening scenes in modern day television

@TheQuartering Now we know why he killed himself.

Her husband killed himself 12 months ago....

@VigilantFox Seth Green is a midget moron.

Actor Seth Green thought Bill Maher would love to hear how Trump inspired him to read 1984. What happened next was something he didn’t expect. Instead of trashing Trump, Maher flipped the script and gave Green a blunt observation about “liberal dogma” that he had “never thought about in that way.” It all started when Green brought up “thought crime.” GREEN: “When was the last time you read 1984? I read it in 2016 when Trump was running… But the main thing was getting down to thought crime… where you thinking something is an arrestable offense.” MAHER: “But that’s a hate crime.” GREEN: “Well, this is it, right? We’re edging that territory.” MAHER: “We’re not edging. It’s been decades since we said we believe in this country that there is such a thing as a hate crime. Now, that’s basic liberal dogma. I consider myself a liberal, but I never agreed with that. A hate crime is a thought crime. It’s a thought crime, and I don’t think we should go down that slope. A crime is a crime. If you kill somebody, you should be punished for it. The law should not be involved in what is in your mind.” GREEN: “I hadn’t really thought about it that way, but that’s a fair point.”

When the last people left on your side are Mark Levin, Laura Loomer, Randy Fine, Lindsey Graham, Ben Shapiro and Ted Cruz, you need to take a good look around and say, “Wow, I’m a gay retard”

@MelonieMac @JohnnyJunkers You married your gardener?? How romantic.

I'm a clingy wife 😆

@mask_bastard Juggalo.

What do we call this style of clothes?

@ChrissieMayr @TalkWithSally It’s a paw.

@TalkWithSally Is that a foot

Please pray that I don’t need surgery. Broke all the way with possible spiral. Find out in the morning.

@consequence He looks pretty heebie.

Aubrey Plaza is pregnant and expecting her first child with partner Chris Abbott, according to PEOPLE. 📸: Getty Images

Woke Jew Chloe Fineman cancelled herself during a lame Vanity Fair YouTube video that no one would have watched. True comedy, finally!! 😂

@Emotion78687 I could have fixed her.

Absolutely brilliant, In her own recognisable style and quite possibly better than the original.

@WomenBeingAwful The one in her niqqer head.

Does anyone know what the fourth hole is?

@KamalaHarris STFU, you dumb, drunk retard.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people. We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.