Ryan Howe

@hotahotasa45082 Ohayo

おはようございます🇯🇵🌸

Hey Japanese Twitter, Friday nights at my house involve watching YouTube videos of restaurants in Japan making delicious food. This one is a tiny bento shop!

@learning_yohei Everyone lives Rem!

@morupside Yes! I love Rem!

イギリス人のみなさん、こんにちは。日本から投稿しています。イギリス人に質問があります。イギリス人は朝、昼、夜、1日に３回紅茶を飲むって本当ですか？🇬🇧🫖

@StrongzeroTrpg It isn't a concept. It's evolution.

フロリダマンって概念はだいぶ面白いw

@BridgetPhetasy Your own child's laugh hits you different.

This is the best explanation of this disconnect I’ve ever read.

@SydneyLWatson You're assuming they even think of you at all.

It's really hard for people who don't live around illegals and mass immigration to understand why the rest of us hate it so fucking much. Of course, from your whitest of white neighbourhood in Vermont, it's difficult to see why those of us in Texas (and other places) are so angry. You can't appreciate how shit it all is until you experience it day in and day out.

@ShannonMFHill When I have a long drive this is my go to snack/refreshment.

Who in the world puts peanuts in their coke? Is this a real thing? One of our Japanese friends posted about Americans doing this and I’ve literally never heard of it. 🤯

Michigan looks like this 3 months per year.

Hang this in the Louvre now.

I have a working theory Trump knew this would end in a stalemate with oil prices being raised to entice more domestic production and solidify fortress America while simultaneously sticking it to Europe.

Still amazed people choose to subscribe to my lil gardening channel.

This individual in Japan is about to experience a level of flavor bliss unknown to the Far East.

Wordle 1,749 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@BridgetPhetasy Don't forget the septum ring!

Oh wow you hate Israel and think America is evil? Did you just graduate from Oberlin? You’re so original I’ve never heard this before. Just dye your hair purple and put pronouns in your bio while you’re at it. You’re a leftist.

@pirooooon3 Yes and the backup gun

アメリカの朝食は 必ず銃が出てくるの？ 日本では考えられません 神様👼👼👼

@BullandBaird There's an entire movie about the math required to do this

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

@it_unprofession @grok how can he hotwire his heated seats to bypass this dystopian nightmare and have toasty buns?

I tried to turn on my heated car seats this morning. A pop-up on the dashboard told me my free trial had expired. I'm freezing in my own driveway because I forgot to renew my seat subscription. When did this become normal? I own the car. The heating coils are physically inside the seat. But a server in California decided my lower back doesn't deserve warmth today. To fix it, I have to download an app, create an account, and pay eight dollars a month. I refused on principle. Instead, I drove to work shivering while sitting on a microwaved towel. My coworker asked why I smelled like damp cotton. I told him I was protesting the modern economy. Tomorrow I'm supposed to buy a smart toaster. I'm terrified it will hold my bagels hostage until I watch a thirty-second ad.

@ReddCinema Pulling up a chair

Yall walk in the office and see this, what yall doing?