Mr.Obvious

Unreal. #LetEmKnow

In places you probably can pronounce drinking wine i can’t afford

I am officially entering the transfer portal. 4 pitches out the zone. 1 year of eligibility. 2.7 GPA (Underwater Basket Weaving Major) Fastball: 77-80. Curveball: Changeup: 22 IVB Eephus: 35-42 Stats: 0 IP, 2 BB, 7 H, 3 ER Looking for SEC opportunities only

Yankees fans were yelling slurs at Steven Kwan just a month into his career. They treated Kwan and Mercado so poorly that Myles Straw climbed the fence to get them to stop. Then NY fans threw garbage at all 3 of them. But sure, Tom Hamilton making fun of Jazz’s BA is racist!

@NBA @cavs Only shot the Cavs hit tonight

Halfcourt shot for $10k... GOT IT 🔥 Congrats to this Cavs fan!

CHANGE OF PLANS: CLASSIC EDITION TOMORROW. #LetEmKnow

CAVS ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE ECF 🔥 Harden: 30 PTS, 8 REB, 6 AST Mitchell: 21 PTS, 4 REB, 3 AST Strus: 20 PTS, 6 3PM, 8 REB CLEVELAND TAKES 3-2 LEAD OVER DETROIT.

TAKE THE SERIES LEAD IN DETROIT

Angel Martínez homers twice in the @CleGuardians win!

The @CleGuardians score 6 in the 8th to beat Houston!

CAVS BIG 3 COMBINES FOR 83 PTS 🔥 MITCHELL: 30 PTS HARDEN: 28 PTS MOBLEY: 25 PTS CLEVELAND GOES UP 2-0 ⚔️

@cavs I better see them shirts tonight

Austin Hedges proposed, in full uniform, after today's Guardians game ❤️

@dougdonelly @realDonaldTrump @RealCandaceO For real, back in the day we used to just roll the dice and hope we weren’t caught!

@mrobviouslyy @realDonaldTrump @RealCandaceO Great shout. She probably would’ve been a little more efficient. Donnie had to deal with Tiger for a few days.

@mrobviouslyy haven’t seen my buddy from college in a while. Only bee communicating through the wide world of X. How you been killa? #stayhot

Where do you see yourself in next 30 minutes be honest ??