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Matt Schatz

@mschatz56

Tech enthusiast, computer geek, and a proud oil & gas worker. I'm 76.1% coffee with a sarcasm balance ☕🤪

Saskatchewan, Canada เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2011
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Yep I'm that person... I'm saying it!
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Lauren@Lauren_83_·
I just deleted Hinge. People are like “You won’t meet the love of your life on Twitter.” Maybe not. Who knows. But I tell you what. They aren’t on fucking Hinge either!! Entitled fuckboys, no thank you. Jog on.
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@PatsKam I don't know. It could be. Especially with the right hot sauce.
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Kam@PatsKam·
I am white, but I’m not sour cream noodles white. I cannot believe there are people who mix noodles with sour cream 😭
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Midnight 🖤
Midnight 🖤@ladymidnightxxx·
Sick of being the only one who cares about me apparently. I'm entering my villain era. Y'all have been warned.
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸
Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·
I believe all lives matter. However… What was done to Iryna Zarutska was beyond heartbreaking. Afterwards, the savage who stabbed her said “I got that white bitch.” Also, while she was bleeding out, the people around her did nothing. What was done to Henry Nowak was legitimate injustice. The cops were way more afraid to be seen as racist than they were to enforce the law. Besides, wearing this shirt would piss off the right people, so I think it’s funny. Reason I don’t wear a Black Lives Matter shirt is because no one wearing that shirt would give a rat’s ass if my black conservatarian ass died. Speaks to a larger problem than just “black lives.”
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@LuckyMcGee @amazon I've noticed a few times that the upper description doesn't match the selected option below the images. Sometimes two options are mixed and other times just random. Always a toss up on which one to trust when that happens 😆
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☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎
Ordered a TEAL toaster from @amazon to match my kitchen. Received a PINK toaster. Okay… annoying, and a bit of an inconvenience, but hey… people make mistakes. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I can allow some grace here. Got a return label and ordered the TEAL toaster. AGAIN. Received ANOTHER PINK TOASTER. 😑 Okay, now I’m kinda mad. 😠 Same mistake twice in a row? 🤨 But alas, people make mistakes…….. I get it. Got ANOTHER return label to print out, ordered ANOTHER TEAL TOASTER. Today the THIRD f*ing PINK TOASTER ARRIVED. Now I’m officially pissed. 🤬 So much inconvenience as a customer. WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A MF TEAL TOASTER?! 😩 Should I order a PINK one so they eff it up in the RIGHT direction this time?!? GAH!!! First world problems, I know…But bloody hell this is frustrating! 😤
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Blush@fckboislayer·
I'm a hazard on the road! My tire isn't flat because I ran over a nail...it's because it was so worn the threads were showing...on 3 other tires as well. It's a 4 on the floor day for my Kia! New shoes and a lesson learned 😬
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Introvert Problems
Introvert Problems@IntrovertProbss·
Introverts be like: How rude of you not to invite me to somewhere I didn’t want to go
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@fckboislayer The subconscious hard at work. The human brain and the universe are quite fascinating.
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Blush@fckboislayer·
The craziest thing about this tire situation is the dream I had Saturday night about my tire popping on the highway....which I was scheduled to drive this weekend 😬
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@fckboislayer It's only flat on the bottom, keep driving to move the "bottom" 🤪😈
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Blush@fckboislayer·
You know..I thought the car sounded a bit weird today... I kinda just shrugged and turned up the music. I think I've been driving on a flat all day. 🤭
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All About Introverts
All About Introverts@AllAbIntroverts·
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