MarcusWebb

Bumping this account so Ely doesn’t let someone steal my handle ok thx bye

@ManVsParty So essentially your question is like asking dudes addicted to hentai why they watching another hentai when they’ve already consumed like 496290264 hentais

Amongst all the things I don’t get about true crime people, how y’all watching another Dahmer thing when you’ve already consumed like 5 movies and 10 podcasts?

@ManVsParty Because true crime is pornography for people who are psychologically stimulated by fear & anxiety (which sounds like some bullshit I just made up but isn’t, it’s an actual studied addictive condition where you release dopamine by being anxious / fearful)

@anodromedan So glad you asked! I’m a graphic designer you hired then failed to pay. How ironic! Nearly criminal even! Definitely insulting. #anaroman #isahypocrit & #athief

@deeediggity The amount of privileged ass expectation & entitlement in this thread is SO telling omfg

OK #FEEtransparency : *taps mic* I wanna see sumthing. Am I TRIPPIN or is $200 for 6 hours of DJing entirely TOO LITTLE in this economy? I am interested to hear the smaller scene/city perspective vs NYC or bigger city comparison as well. 🤔

@anodromedan @deeediggity Imagine being so out of touch this qualifies as “criminal” much less “insulting” to you. Lotta people don’t make two hundred doing hard work for a full day.

@deeediggity It’s irrelevant whether you think it is too low. This is adequate for some people. Calling promoters out to shame them because their event doesn’t make 10k$ doesn’t mean no one is willing to spend their evening spinning for 200 bones.

@jennahasskarl @sg122781 @SykesCharlie He also used the room, the desk, the stairs, hell the whole house. Should we burn it down just because he stepped foot in it? It’s better we continue to cherish the things we care about without letting the stain of those we loathe tarnish them. Be better.

@mww @sg122781 @SykesCharlie But also trump used those curtains… so, BYE BYE!!!

You know who hates this… Really really hates this, don’t you?

@DanielTGoldkamp @sg122781 @SykesCharlie Yes, it’s funny: this is one of my favorite examples of how the bullshit miasma of misinformation we live is so prevalent. No one knows anything & everyone thinks their feelings make their opinions facts.

@mww @sg122781 @SykesCharlie You are correct. It's Clinton's rug, too.

@sg122781 @SykesCharlie Pretty positive those are actually Clinton’s curtains. Google it.

@SykesCharlie Why hasn’t Biden replaced those horrific golf curtains yet?

@AndrewYang Petition to start a nation wide street taco initiative starts now. NYC is step one. Quality must – I repeat – MUST meet or exceed Texas & LA (in that order obviously). This is how you win elections, Yang.

You know what I hear over and over again - that NYC is not enforcing rules against unlicensed street vendors. I’m for increasing licenses but we should do more for the retailers who are paying rent and trying to survive.

@jonstewart I mean, run, please, John. Run. You have my vote.

So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?

@JhonenV Thanks. I ate one slice & gave the rest to the wheelchair dude. We talked about his time in Afghanistan (thus the wheelchair) & I told him to let me know if he wants to become an informant with The Company but I accidentally gave him my KGB card instead. Stupid.

Ye the old white dude getting knocked down is horrific but watch this three times & get back to me.

"Dude ... you ever just like really think about stuff & shit? Wow."

Whenever you start to question your own artistic choices, just remember: Picasso drew a butt.

I THINK I’m at the right house ... ift.tt/2z9eVmh

My reaction to this statue of me in my old neighborhood is 100% unscripted ift.tt/2tVTPCV