Niraj Goyal

In 2018 I said I had never met the Russian Ambassador. And to prove it, here I am in 2013 not meeting him.

This is bad news. This is very bad news. The US government has stopped the funding of PubMed, the most comprehensive database of biomedical literature. Why would you do this? This database it literally a matter of life and death.

@Rylan As someone with a voice on a platform that influences other people, it's probably a good idea to base said opinions on fact rather than base your opinions on a false narrative.

£49.18 is the standard weekly allowance for asylum seekers. It's reduced to £9.95 if meals are included with accommodation. You need a national insurance number to claim benefits or work. Asylum seekers do not have one. No free phone (or Ipads). Occasionally, sims, or recycled phones are provided by charities. Just in case anyone is interested in the facts.

Where are the headlines? This mother in Iran is about to be hanged and I really feel helpless seeing silence from the big names, the anti-war activists in the West, the feminist leaders, the so-called free world leaders. Her only “crime”? Fighting for freedom and dignity for her son and a better future. The regime wants to kill her for wanting justice. And the world looks away. Why are the global justice and feminist movements silent? Where are the protests? This is not about politics. This is about basic humanity. What does it mean for justice, when those who once marched against oppression turn their eyes away from a woman who seeks nothing but fairness and humanity? This execution is not only her death sentence, it is a test of our collective humanity. #SharifehMohammadi

@JoshMalina The lack of ageing is remarkable

Got together with some old friends last night to talk reboot…news soon!

@Karl_A_Jones @ansonmount This is Anson right?

Please post my most embarassing gif here ⬇️

@TiceRichard You either haven’t bothered reading the legislation or you’re deliberately lying. The law on medical abortions beyond 24 weeks is unchanged and still only allowed in specific medical emergencies. This just decriminalises women in extreme situations who end their pregnancies.

This is just like when Ross and Rachel broke up in Friends. SAD!

BBC: Our staff was held by the IDF for hours at gunpoint. They were tied up, blindfolded, strip searched, interrogated and threatened. Their electronic devices were also taken from them and material was deleted. BBC strongly objects to the behaviour, which is wholly unacceptable.

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

I've run out of popcorn!

@jk_rowling The terrier or the husband?

He's asleep on the sofa beside me with a West Highland Terrier lying on his chest, but I'll pass on your sympathy when he wakes up👍

"There are no Amish with autism" There are "Vaccines aren't tested against placebo" They are "MMR has never been studied as a possible cause of autism" It has. It's not the cause. I apparently need to say this stuff over and over and over and over again. And again.

@Sockpuppetacts @floboflo Wank for Jesus. Good title for a song

@floboflo Does that mean we’re all meant to have a wank for Jesus?

Every Sunday was Palm Sunday after Billie left him.

To insult two highly respected and free thinking politicians like this is disgraceful. It just shows how far standards in society have fallen. Anyone reposting this insulting photograph should feel utterly ashamed. 😡

Brilliant, brilliant Banksy