@Gentleb55 @Playl0va That’s why your city is dead!
Literally nothing happens there
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Jester of No Land
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Jester of No Land
@nolandjester
/ˈpær.ə.di/: read my lips
/ˈpær.ə.di/ เข้าร่วม Haziran 2025
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@TallAzzJay @jon_d_doe Idiot South Africans think we have their time! Lying goat
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@jon_d_doe Nigerians proposed to closed SA 🇿🇦 businesses that include
- MTN
- ABSA
- DSTV
- CHECKERS
- Woolies
- Protea Hotels
All those businesses give jobs to over 400K Nigerians …
and their businesses in SA are churches and Salons… they need us more than we need them 😭
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He speaks this way not just because he's educated, but because he's enlightened and widely traveled.
Unlike his fellow ignorant and Xenophobic brothers and sisters.
God bless you, Julius Malema🙏
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How does Ghana have more branches than Nigeria 🤣☠️
Africa Facts Zone@AfricaFactsZone
African Countries with the Most KFC Outlets 1. South Africa 🇿🇦 - 1,052 2. Egypt 🇪🇬 - 138 3. Ghana 🇬🇭 - 40 4. Kenya 🇰🇪 - 38 5. Nigeria 🇳🇬 - 27
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@mosalamandani Idiot! It’s our fucking everyday food!
There’s 10 shawarma spot in every street
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I think I now understand why shawarma was trending in Nigeria.
Africa Facts Zone@AfricaFactsZone
African Countries with the Most KFC Outlets 1. South Africa 🇿🇦 - 1,052 2. Egypt 🇪🇬 - 138 3. Ghana 🇬🇭 - 40 4. Kenya 🇰🇪 - 38 5. Nigeria 🇳🇬 - 27
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Whatever trouble you believe we’re in will only triple if Peter Obi ever becomes president, thankfully he can’t
⚖️ 🧑💻Akụabatalụm@Chimdimma92
Not sure Nigerians in Nigeria know how much trouble we are in.
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@The__Vyrus Those bastards didn’t even know there was a war going on the whole time😂😂😂
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Yorubas want to insert themselves in the civil war so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
𝗔𝗱𝗲́𝘀𝗶́𝗻𝗮̀ 🇳🇬@OryHarde
The first and the last man to ever win a Civil war without bullet. Obafemi Awolowo.
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The first and the last man to ever win a Civil war without bullet.
Obafemi Awolowo.
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@TheCartelDel China is the one flooding the US with the shit causing this 😂
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China would have had this shit cleaned up and executed every dealer before lunchtime
jj smith@war24182236
SAN FRANCISCO 7th & Market st
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@Hortvillefarms @ansem_edet Peasant farmer Dey talk?
When last were you able to afford inorganic fertilizer?
Your animals are rearing you, obviously!
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Imagine it was Nigeria that had to put MMIA up for sale just to be able to pay back their debt
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@kwamemmnel @willinilli024 Introvert get someone he trust?😂
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@willinilli024 This could have happened to anyone. Just one text from someone you trust you’ll probably leave your house:
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Your introvert and anti-social lifestyle is what is keeping alot of us alive till now🙂↕️
KHAN'✨@khanofkhans11_
Having listened to the confession, these killers had no single sign of remorse. 23&21 year olds, lured their friend with a laptop pickup, then kidnapped him. Demanded 200M ransom from his parent. Negotiated to 150m. Killed him in ibeju lekki and dumped his body around awoyaya. Ran to Ikorodu. Kept contacting the victim’s family. Negotiated to 50m. To 5m and then finally collected 200k through a POS in itamaga before they were finally apprehended. There was no sense of remorse in his confession. The kidnapper still wished he got the 150m so he can take care of his family and be set for life. One of them was a close friend to the victim while the other was an associate of his co-kidnapper. Death by hanging to both of them. 🙏
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@estherannuduma If he wasn’t around her, she won’t be doing that!
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If you’ve been around a pregnant woman, you’ll know she’s not lying
Black_Melanin🥰@itz_taser
After suffering to fetch water for his pregnant wife, she woke up and said she doesn’t want the water again, and that the water is smelling, she insisted he go outside and fetch another one again. Pregnancy is not an excuse to be w!cked.
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@SoulOnFire_0 @Opeolu_waa This is just the price for the car oo
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@Opeolu_waa Bro calm down oo
He add 3 million to it though
I’m not trying to say bad thing about him oo
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This guy dey reveal the wickedness of car dealers, sha stay alive for us
Eze Miracle@nolimitmiracle
FORD MUSTANG - 2020 model 🏷️35m Doorstep delivery Car condition : perfect Doorstep Delivery includes Buying , shipping , custom duty No hidden charged
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@ansem_edet If Tinubu keeps borrowing, that’s the place we will be at but you idiots don’t have sense
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“Let’s copy Argentina” — bankrupt
“Why can’t we be like Egypt?”—bankrupt
I hope we all learn that Nigerian problems will require Nigerian solutions, no two scenarios are exactly the same. Avoid people like Peter Obi, he doesn’t have a clue.
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@Onyeka_Marco Benjamin Kalu a born idiot was fucking dancing when SEDC was established.
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Nothing for “our oyel” (SS) people 😂
Nothing for City Boy South East Zone 🤣
Una go learn the hard way
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
BREAKING: Contracts have been approved by the FEC for three major rail projects after today’s meeting. - Lagos Green Line Rail Project (Phase 1A), - Kano Metro City Rail Project - Kaduna State Light Rail Project. The projects will be financed by the Ministry of Finance Incorporated on behalf of the Federal Government of Nigeria.
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@JohnFanimokun On the flip side doesn’t that tell you where Nigeria is heading is Tinubu keep borrowing loans?
Idiot 😂😂😂😂
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@nwaegbe_nkem @tomisin_ms Because Nigerians are notorious for that kind of stuff
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These are their names
U.S. Attorney's Office, Northern District of Ohio@NDOHnews
U.S. businesses and individuals were targeted and hacked by Nigerian-linked fraud organizations in an email scheme that spanned 47 states and 19 countries. In Ohio, victims were in Norwalk, Kent, Akron, Hudson, Maple Heights, Westfield Center, New Riegel, and Greenwich. Outstanding work by our USAO federal prosecutors and FBI investigators! CONVICTION DETAILS HERE: justice.gov/usao-ndoh/pr/2… @FBICleveland
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@BeautifulNGA What is making the country indebted??
Borrowing!
Who is borrowing crazy amount of money in Nigeria? Your president!
It should fucking teach you all a lesson to stop borrowing
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The NIGERIANS that won't allow us here word with Egypt should come and see.
Egypt is literally selling most things in the country and land because the country is currently broke and in debt. Egypt has sold some parts of the country to UAE and Saudi Arabia.
Africa Intelligence@Africa_In_EN
EGYPT| To meet International Monetary Fund demands, Egypt has put its airports up for auction. Yet, by rejecting most bidders, it is walking a tightrope in an effort to hold on to assets it once vowed never to give up. ➡️ l.africaintelligence.fr/q8S
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@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Give me 1 month on this keyboard, bro
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