Nomar “Gary” Garciaparra

White boy got hot #anklecleavage #tjmaxxing

@ChesterLongbott As long as the cream is aquired Best, Nomar

@nomar_67 There were about 20 minors behind the counter but no special ones. Ended up at Dons and everyone there was fried. Got my cream tho. Great Inquiry, Sparky

Just pulled up to Culver’s to find out they “ran out of ice cream”. Disappointed Customer. #dqherewecome

@ChesterLongbott Great work Chester. Best of Luck, Gary

Had to feel something before playing white boy baseball. #backsidesingles #ethicalball

I love eating box.

@_mathisart_ No shit Dick Tracy, your a fuckin genius

@nomar_67 Those aren't loafers you tool

White boy got hot #anklecleavage #tjmaxxing

Wish it was 2009 again so I could play brick breaker on my dads blackberry. Might be too nice for some of yall to know tho✌️

Ladies, Ladies. Theres enough of Nomar to go around.

@bigbj153 Your a fucking genus BoJack.

@BreakfastBacon1 All good on my end Bacon Continue as planned, Gary

@HammondCheddar These guys on here don’t understand shoe steez, let it rock Mr. Cheese

Not a bad view for the next 45 years of my life #ReturnOffer #NoAnkles

Got a little freaky yesterday Made an adjustment, trust the fastball #runthedamnball

@TommyBratch54 Weve all been there. Takes a man to admit it.

We have gotten to that point of the round. #Delete

@captain_rackham Captain, Its a Banana Republic piece. Best, Gary

@nomar_67 Gary, Where’s the button down from? Sincerely, Captain

@Balsamic_Vinnn @glizzy__goblin_

@nomar_67 @glizzy__goblin_ He’s not kidding. He did it to a guy in my office last week.

@ChesterLongbott I have to agree with you on the #pitchersarentathletes front. Ur better off looking for a miac burner that likes #raabe Agreed, Nomar

@nomar_67 Hey Nomar, Love the thought in theory but I’ll believe it when I see the “athletic pitcher” who doesn’t throw it 3 rows up into a family of 4. #pitchersarentathletes Best, Chester

@ChesterLongbott is this guy onto something?

@ra_buddy_69 @FightLike36 Skip, those are the most comfortable dress shoes I’ve owned, no pain at all

@nomar_67 @FightLike36 Heels just getting obliterated by that sharp leather

@DaveFreese6 Some people just don’t get it, I do need to invest in some loafers though

@nomar_67 The no-shows 100% play, Gary. These cats are too old school

The hate on the no-shows has been acknowledged. Gary will get in the lab and make an adjustment.

@JakelsTheSnake U gained a follower Snake

@nomar_67 The no-shows are looking good, Gary. Don't change for anybody #inspirational

@thefuckinyinzer Someone gets it

@nomar_67 Steeze. Style n Eaze