Jake "The Snake" Lawfford

Not many can understand the snakes wisdom, i am just a misunderstood poet #FanMail

@Jeff6219845 Only winners have this mentality

Rule Number one. Block anyone who seems like half a queer the second they mentioned me.

@Rebel_BoWal14ce @Kyle_Fondleberg Tate, at anytime you wish i’ll piece you up just like we did so many years ago #CivilWarWinner #FuckSoutherners

Fucking hate this guy. Major #nuke on this kid. #obliterate

@Peter1098702 Peter, you've ridden like lightning, now you're starting to crash like thunder. Realize that it's gone too far today, brother. #SnakeWisdom #Inspirational

ran out of vape money. breaking into the forbidden nicotine supply

@jeffswazyburner I like the mentality Jeff

Repping in the office today. Yes I am in the handicap stall

@baumtraug6302 Kid needs to learn to wear socks with those #RookieMistake

Virginity=gone. #perfectgame #so 🪵

@DETdug Gotta get with him now to even the score #RealBallerPlays

HS Ex is getting married this weekend to the guy she cheated on me with.

Once I reach 50 followers I'll release an unblurred photo of my gelatinous meat #RoadTo50Followers #TheSnake

@TheIronNose You either hungry or you're not #SnakeTime

The iron nose as a woman. #Anytakers

@DonathanPrince Good to see you out on the green #GetDat

Am I logomaxxing or what?

@kowloontikibar Fingernails aren't going anywhere #ThumbEater

Pre sox game snack

@KyleTwoTap Dude saw a free opportunity to #RekindleTheSpark and decided to fucking tweet about it #geed

Hot gym girl who ghosted me is on the squat rack next to me and I’m debating Either I ignore her or I drop the weight on myself, crushing me and traumatizing her as the ultimate form of revenge

@Wrenchheadrick #RagstoRiches #LetsGetIt

How niggas with less then 400 followers be #expand #loveyall

@hemery411 Does a bear shit in the woods? #ReadyToPounce

@kittyy4pres We've all been there

i genuinely felt so retarded today

Old account got "Banned", Let's get her done on this one #NewBeginnings

@OneArmAbe Gonna keep bitching about the game or are you gonna get back in it Abe? #Playersplay

Forget not having a wife, I don’t think I’m gonna have another girlfriend At this point #Fuck

@booneshow99 Game is game

Posting pictures of yourself AI generated as a girl to get other guys to say they would fuck you btw😭😭😭 Yall are actually faggots

@GeneralGeebG Mom's got great legs, send her my way #sendit

@YN_Washington I'd risk it all

Hot girls go for morning runs while the chubsters complain about their headaches in bed till 10am