John ❤️‍🔥

My friends: Don’t be dramatic Me:

Wow that new Madonna song is excellent

the gayest person you know is currently gagging at madonna being on stage with sabrina.

Watching Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter perform together

Just got a partiful invite for July 18th……..

Just filed my taxes I hope I did them right

real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

She slammed her p*ssy into the mic for this one i fear

me when i receive the cake of confusion

I started crying when Lady Gaga sang applause last night

gay dating is so hard bc not only are you limited to 10% of the population, you then have to narrow that down to if they listen to Slayyyter, then if they’ve seen The Comeback, then are they even hairy… every happy gay couple is a statistical anomaly

Price gouging and corruption @MBTA @maura_healey @MassGovernor

Exclusive @TheAthleticFC Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) plans to almost quadruple usual prices for return train ticket from center of Boston to Gillette Stadium during World Cup. Up from $20 for NFL games to above $75. W/@mjshrimper nytimes.com/athletic/71501…

Shame on the @MBTA for price gouging fans by increasing train tickets to more than $75 a person after Gillette Stadium reduced available parking by 75%, making the commuter rail the only way to attend the games.

The Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) intends to almost quadruple its usual prices for a round-trip train ticket from the center of Boston to Gillette Stadium during the 2026 World Cup. According to the MBTA website, the authority usually charges people $20 for a return ticket from train stations in the center of Boston for special events such as New England Patriots games in the NFL, New England Revolution in MLS, or concerts. However, soccer fans who attended the exhibition match between France and Brazil at Gillette Stadium in Foxoboro on Thursday saw the price increased by 50 per cent, up to $30 per-person, without any options of concessions. The purchase regulations stated that children under 11 would need to possess a valid ticket. Yet even the prices charged on Thursday are set to more than double during the World Cup this summer, while they will be almost four times the usual prices asked of NFL and MLS fans. Exclusive story from @AdamCrafton_ and @mjshrimper here ⬇️ 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/71501…

Got Slayyyter presale tickets

Guy I met Saturday night texting me but it’s not the guy I took home so I’m not 100% sure who this one is

Hang it in the Louvre #TheTraitorsUS

At least we got to watch Maura’s reaction #TheTraitorsUS

Eric finding out Rob turned on him after watching in plain sight him turn on Lisa and Candiace #TheTraitorsUS

Let’s not forget how dumb Eric was too #TheTraitorsUS