Mark Matheson

@Hockeyant I feel the dumb decision was to not ban Steve Smith for life for his involvement in match fixing 🤔

@The_V8_Chick @dsabar Hush your filthy pie hole

When you are going over a $100K proposal to modernize your startup's infrastructure and you see this methodology mentioned... I get that servers are heavy, but should we invest in a high fibre diet and brown pants for this bit?! 😅

@dsabar No, totally genuine typo that the partner thankfully picked up on review prior to presentation to the client <phew>

@nzrunner Freudian slip, perhaps?? 😀

@dsabar Interesting! Can you please provide a link to the pier-reviewed research supporting this assertion 🤔

Nine out of ten startup founders agree that the breakfast of champions is : Cake! 🍰

@dsabar The worst thing that could go wrong is that you’ve ignored Wife the Lovely

Spending the weekend upgrading our web application framework, the underlying language AND my Desktop OS to the latest major version updates... What could go wrong?? 😅

I’m never going to break the world record, but I’m happy I can still knock it out in around 60 seconds

@dsabar You asked Twitter. You can’t be surprised that someone would reply with an alternate suggestion that isn’t blindly from an Apple fanboy

@nzrunner Get thee off my thread with your toy suggestions... 😈

Twitter IT folks - A question for you if you please: Is it worth it to spend AU$1800 to fix a 4 year old MacBook Pro that I originally purchased in 2019 for AU$6000?? I think I am suffering from 'sunk cost fallacy' here. Should I cut my losses and just get a new MBP or Air?

@dsabar You mean kitty didn’t protect you? They’re probably about the same size 🤔

Got bitten by a bull ant this morning... I forgot how much their bite damn well hurts! 🐜😫

@dsabar At least there’s one cool cat in your house 😎

Just chilling with this guy today…

@SamScrappy Yeah, it’s a bloody good drop

@nzrunner The Speights Ale is 😋

Sitting here in Central Otago watching NZ Rugby vs NZ Cricket battle it out in the #nzblackclash. Wondering if we can do a Rugby Leagey vs Aussie Rules match at the SCG or something... highly entertaining #blackclash #honeybadger

@SamScrappy Have a Speights for me 🙃

@nzrunner It's lovely mate!

Pretty sure I’m not the only person who despises the new Twitter “For You” tab 🤬

A mighty kauri has fallen 🥲

@abcsport @T20WorldCup @CricketAus @matt_clinch Stop giving contracts to aging players and pick a team on form rather than selecting based on who is employed by Cricket Australia

🏏🇦🇺 What should the Aussies have done differently at the @T20WorldCup after missing the semi finals on net run rate? 🤔 📻📱 Hear from @CricketAus men's head coach Andrew McDonald with @matt_clinch on Summer Grandstand 👉 ab.co/3Wy1i6T #T20WorldCup #GoAussies

@dsabar More music toys, the cost of which you need to hide from Wife the Lovely?

After months of waiting, my new toys have finally arrived! Very excited about this and I will be doing a video on it soon...

@dsabar If I can’t hear it from here, you need a new amp 😎

On a 2 week break from my startup, thanks to a great co-founder and team that can keep things running without me. Time to make some noise. Does this thing go to 11? 🎸🤘

@dsabar I don’t even know what you’re referring to, but as they obviously mean something to you I’ll just nod and say OK

@nzrunner I'll send you a hammer and chisel so you can write some code on your (stone) tablet like you did back in your day... ⚒️😆

Something comforting about going completely retro with my terminal theme... Reminds me of the good old VT-100 days at university and running BBSs in the 80's