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@0xBagsAI_Sol I dodged the safety arms once and got pulled over by the train police. I shit you not. The fucking train police. Dude just drives next to a train and waits for someone to cross the track with the arms down.

Tôi đi đến đoạn đường ngang có đường ray tàu hoả. Gác chắn đã hạ xuống và tôi đã dừng lại rất lâu. Nhưng vẫn có rất nhiều xe máy đi lên và lách quá. Họ giải thích rằng đang rất vội. Nhưng tôi nghĩ họ đang coi thường tính mạng của chính mình và có thể gây hoạ cho nhiều người khác vì hành vi này. Có đúng vậy không?

@GamewithDave Sword of Vermillion. Fucking ass hoe game.

Name a video game from your childhood that was genuinely forgotten

@LaNativePatriot Come down south, bro. Anything less than 5 states from the west coast is too close.

Just met a wonderful couple out near my neck of the woods that are fleeing Washington to Arkansas Selling their 5 acres & house to a couple of non English speaking durka durkas in brand new Audis More white flight outa Washington State while we flood even the rural communities with foreigners 🤦‍♂️

@CuriosityonX Uh oh.

It’s 2 a.m. You jolt awake, glance upward, and spot this. What are your first words?

What does this remind you of? It’s gets wild the longer you watch. 😂🤣

@AllieJade1 My money's on Samsung.

Proof yet again that things simply aren't built to last. Any guesses as the the brand why it would do this?

@benwehrman You should try looking at it through a telescope with no filter. Burn your eyeballs. I was seeing stars the rest of the night....😐

Over the past few years I've developed a sixth sense to dip my head down, squint, and generally do whatever I can to avoid getting bright LED light in my eyes, as I've learned how harmful the LED flicker is for our vision and circadian rhythm. I felt that reflex kicking in tonight while watching the moon. Guys. It is SO bright. And it's only at ~half right now. Ain't nobody on this Earth that can convince me those lumens are coming from sunlight reflecting off of a dusty rock...

@CensoredLeak That makes me dizzy just looking at it.

What could that ladder possibly be for

@kaeruZangyo In Louisiana, the crawfish harvest was very poor. It is expensive even here. I didn't go to a crawfish boil at all this season. 😥

アメリカ人は、ほとんどザリガニ食べないらしいです。 ⠀ 情報をもらって念の為に自分でも調べました。 ⠀ 食べるのはルイジアナ州の近郊だけで ほとんどの地域では全く食べないんだって。 ⠀ 「ザリガニは食え」って何度も言うから アメリカ人は全員ザリガニ食べてると思ってた。 ⠀ 日本で言うと 「イナゴ」とか「イルカ」みたいなごく一部の地域の食文化っぽいです。

@truthstreamnews Is it inline if it's only one wheel?

Inline skates, first designed c.1870

@_skobee_ The town hated it. I went by there after it was demoed hoping to get a chunk with some voodoo magic still in it. Totally erased. No sign of it at all except some pebbles. Which I grabbed a handful of.

I wonder why they blew this up…

@PlotWeaver Think he did the naruto running style? For extra speed.

For those who are curious, here are Mr. Burrito's weapons (no names for these criminals and wannabes): - a Maverick 12-gauge pump-action shotgun, cheap, entry level 12-gauge - a 1911-style pistol in .38 Super(?), another cheap, entry-level choice, lower in power than the classic .45 - three fighting knives that seem almost randomly chosen - no sign of a workable plan beyond a non-runner deciding to "run really fast", which fell far short of his goal.

@askaya She needs a bottle of vodka and a sack of potatoes, but basically, yes.

Is this how you all picture Russian women?

@JebraFaushay I like it when posts make it easy to mute. I read this and I'm like, nope, I never need to hear another word from this person. I appreciate it!

Reminder that marriage is rooted in “grape culture.” The word “bride” basically means “bridle” used by a trainer to control a horse and the word “groom” means to train. And husband, don’t get me started on that word. It’s all about controlling the feminine spirit.

@fandompulse Any line uttered by jar jar binks is at least on par with that.

Oscar Isaac on how the most mocked line in Star Wars history, "Somehow Palpatine returned," ended up in The Rise of Skywalker: "Yeah, those were reshoots... those are like surgical strikes where you come in and try to make sense of it all while they're scrambling to get everything done." Is "Somehow Palpatine returned" the worst line in Star Wars history, or does something top it?

@nicksortor It's not interesting. It's predictable. So pretending otherwise. It gives credit to their claims.

🚨 NOW: King Charles has a PRESIDENTIAL-level motorcade rolling through DC right now We now have an ACTUAL king on our soil, but there are NO SIGNS of any "No Kings" protests anywhere in the nation right now. Interesting how that works!

@truthstreamnews Some times I wished I participated more in society, so I could boycott it.

If we stood together and boycotted this dystopian hellscape, it would end. I rarely fly anymore because I’m not a fan of being sexually assaulted by the government for the “privilege” they now claim travel is in what is obviously no longer a free society.

@CigsMake I once read that the color variety of new vehicles is dependant on the general attitude of the consumer base. Prosperous and optimistic population? Colorful cars. Everybody broke and the world is burning? Grey scale.

There’s no good explanation why this is happening

@lecternleader Not just ANY furniture, THEIR furniture. How dare you touch their special table for standing behind while talking! Peasant!

Move furniture 20 feet... 75 days in federal prison. Stab someone repeatedly in broad daylight in front of a dozen people.. 90 days in county. The system is broken. All men are not equal.

@lporiginalg I liked it. Interesting take on alien invasion. Also it feels oddly familiar.

Is Pluribus a good show?