Jonathan Zimmerman

@kttygod I found some bills and some change in junk drawer yesterday and was just like “well what the hell am I supposed to do with this now?”

candians be like “do u want me to etransfer you”

@Gwebb61 @Amockx2022 Someone’s still drinking the kool aid.

@Amockx2022 NOPE JUST YOU AND THE OTHER 23% OF TYE COUNTRY THAT ARE INBRED DERANGED DELUSIONAL MENTALITY ILL DEMONIC RETARDED PSYCHO LUNATIC DEMISHIT CULT PARTY MEMBERS. WHAT HE SAID IS HE IS THE MAN AND ITS TRUE OBAMA & BIDEN ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS WAR TRUMP JUST FIXED THERE FUC? UPS AGAIN

BREAKING : Trump has gone crazy 😭 🇺🇸 Trump at 8:00 –– "The Strait of Hormuz is closed so Iran can't do any business. Their leaders are finished" 🇺🇸 Trump at 8:03 –– 😂 "I have very good relationship with 🇮🇷 Iran. It may sound crazy but that's true. It is result of everything that happened after the war" Trust me he did 180° flip in just 3 minutes

@KristiNoem You people are pure evil.

Today, DHS law enforcement was conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault. During the operation, an individual approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun. The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. This violence is directly fueled by hateful rhetoric from Minnesota's sanctuary politicians. It must end now.

@sakurashymk @bxbydawa Actually I’m pretty sure lies manipulation and deceit are prevailing at the moment.

the truth will always prevail

@jr499027 @MMAFighting On paper that fights a banger too. Pretty disappointing.

@MMAFighting So based on irregular betting, they both lost the opportunity to fight on an historic card, and miss out on a potential bonus? I doubt two longtime vets were involved...did they both get show and win money??

Dana White reveals why Michael Johnson vs. Alexander Hernandez was pulled from #UFC324 at the last minute: "We got called from the gaming integrity service, and I said I’m not doing this shit again. We pulled the fight."

@PatnaPote @Throb_Duncan1 @FinalDude78 How many of these comments have you responded to? You do seem a little triggered.

you can trigger racists with this image alone

@PatnaPote @goobinator01 @FinalDude78 lol damn dude who hurt you?

@falloutplays @MacticsG1 If you lose just piss into a zero filter, it will seperate out the water. I mean, I wouldn’t use that filter again but… wait why am I even thinking about this. This feels like an abuse of our Destiny fandom.

@MacticsG1 Maybe refrigerate the piss 20-30 minutes beforehand to make sure its not too warm on the way down.

We start monday, any tips?

@Cyb4rAnG3L Hell yeah. ❤️

@StephenKing ICE+Gestapo = Gazpacho.

ICE is the American Gestapo.

@MoonCall The empire doesn’t collapse, it’s barely affected. His second and third take things over and everything continues. This stops nothing.

🚨 Breaking FBI most wanted: Former Olympic Snowboarder Ryan Wedding's $1B Cocaine Empire Crumbles After Reckless Social Media Slip From Salt Lake City slopes to Sinaloa shadows. Wedding evaded the FBI and deadlier ex-associates. But an Instagram post flaunting a diamond-encrusted Patek Philippe, McLaren supercar, and mocking asset seizures? Metadata revealed his Mexico hideout, leading to swift arrest. In the digital age, online bravado can end empires faster than any cartel feud.

@CBSNews Real fake news. America is a joke now.

BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

@Lunwi67 @BlakesChair They’re all over the place, those aren’t the only two.

Why haven’t I seen anyone talk about the giant feet in the background!?!?!?

@denis_kasala @IndiaTales7 Because they’ve been taught since birth that he’s god.

@IndiaTales7 I never understood why the cry

Kim Jong Un owning the supreme leader title like a boss! North Korea's icon in viral mode—check out this epic clip for the full flex.🔥

@XxMasterRoninxX @Blazingoth Adda boy 🫡🍻😎

@odeceus @Blazingoth You mean this one…?

trying to find all the stoners on this silly lil platform, where you guys at?!?!

@Blazingoth Greetings from Canada. 🫡

@XxMasterRoninxX @Blazingoth Apparently you and I have the same schedule. Enjoy slinging those holiday cookies and good luck on getting the taken crystal from the new dungeon! May the RNG be with you.

@Blazingoth I’m smoking rn and then gonna play the Dawning Event in Destiny 2…. Shits gonna be wild😝

@ufc @THE__MONSTER @espn That’s nonsense. He stopped it with time still on the clock. Fight over. Anyone who had money on this is going to get screwed over. Nonsense.

Did all he needed to! 👊 @THE__MONSTER gets the win tonight in his home country! [ #UFCVancouver | LIVE NOW on the @ESPN app ]

@Tony887777 @ufc It’s supposed to be on sportsnet, but it’s definitely not. It’s also blacked out on fight pass because sportsnet has the rights to show it in Canada. I thought this crap would end when TSN lost the rights but now apparently they’re guilty of the same crap. Sucks dude.

No @ufc showing on canada tv for free smh wtf! ☹️ on fightpass delayed

@Griggity Only to have all the senior leadership leave shortly after. If all the Bungie people leave did Sony even really buy Bungie? Real ship of Theseus problem there.

I just thought about how Playstation bought Insomniac Games for $229 million, but spent $3.5 billion on Bungie....smh