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uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Imagine keeping your VIRGINITY for marriage and nobody marries you.

“you reply quick” bitch i’m in love with you

@bisiiii_ Co ask

Girls that squirt, how do yall enter that state?

You are alive. You have a home. You have a bed. You have food. You have clean water. Be grateful.

this is how clingy i want my btch lmao

My helpers try to sleep at night after another day of failing to locate me.

To do list 1. Learn to fly 2. Fly Away

smoke hit your eyes, you passing that blunt immediately like “nah take this back bro” 💀🔥

how it feels turning a pimple into an open wound

Me all shift: tired, stressed, defeated. Team message: "There's cake in the break room." Me and my coworkers:

Showing kindness shouldn’t be confused with romantic interest.

The funniest part about mean in-laws is how shocked they get when you’re not weak. Mine once told me, “You need to learn how to keep a man.” I said, “If keeping him requires tolerating disrespect, you can have that strategy back.” She didn’t like that. But she respected it. And sometimes that’s the only language they understand.

you HAVE TO learn to delay your reaction when people are purposely trying to provoke you

Man utd go play this night,God abeg no let my enemies laugh me.

There’s this man I once fall in love with, He told me that I should smile more didn’t like my response. I told him he should workout more. When he got visibly angry, I innocently said, “What’s wrong? I thought we were making unwanted comments about each other’s physical appearances! Is that not what we were doing?”

words be sticking with me, i will never forget what a mf said to me & how it made me feel

@_Sironyeka Hello

Bro to bro… start building your X account now. You’d be surprised 600 verified followers could come from a simple hello. 👋

uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@solomondydx ykb

@omgemerald_ The best rides are often the ones the driver remains silent, not the chatty type

@joshweltt Frr

Y’all should better Marry a Kind person 🥹