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@juztcamy Una vez le escribi a una morra "seamos gym buddies" y me respondio "gym bodys*"

nada es más gracioso que la gente que se burla del inglés de alguien más y en realidad la jugada les sale al revés por mamones

Cuba vs. Goliat.

Alex Pereira did me dirty! Can’t wait to see him at UFC White House

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

La gente que me importa no tiene idea de lo inaccesible que soy para otros, hasta que se convierten en uno de ellos.

Swords with "race-profiling" enchantments to be banned under Shire's new blade safety laws.

@AngieMatiz6 @fmontes Los de la Mac si estan comodos

@fmontes Quien usa un portátil con el trackpad? La vida los trata tan feo para que hagan eso?

¿Por qué la gente que trabaja con laptops Windows en cafés siempre anda con mouse? ¿Son muy feos los trackpads de esas máquinas?

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@Palestinahoy01 Hahaha me encanta que en Brasil los detienen en jaulas como si fueran perros

La policía militar de bahía detiene a un israelí tras invadir una manifestación pro Palestina en Itacaré, Bahia, Brasil.

Waymo taking people through LA like it's Jurassic Park

I hope this email doesn't find you I hope you've escaped That you're free

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

Bro pulled off the best video of his life

yo cuando sueño algo y termina pasando

Okay, USians, we're going to need you to stop being useless bums and actually stop your government from all the illegal stuff it's doing. It's your government. Fix it.

Sorry USA citizens but you are all guilty. As guilty as the Israelis. You all watched the Gaza genocide. You are watching Palestine, Tehran and Lebanon burn. What the fuck are you doing to stop your government?

Te quiero mucho Mexican Yoshi

@randomrecruiter @LeadingReport Since medium life expectancy is around 70 yo for men, 50% of your life is pretty much over already

@LeadingReport Because it’s true. I lost both parents at 33 years old. Mom was 52, dad was 66. So I’m living life as if it’s 50% over already.

BREAKING: New study finds that nobody is more stressed than a 25-35 year old male who thinks time is running out, per Tirana Post.