Oselene

I’m looking for PPA 😭

@justmyrra_ A lot of people sat down in my church o

i’m tempted to know if this passion reading will be re-read on good friday, because this reading was long oo 😭😭😭

@heyitsphifi @TheCharlesIsidi Abi oo😂😂same thing I did

@TheCharlesIsidi No worry I go roll am. All na palm.

I will now hold a masterclass on how to fold a palm into a cross. NGN750,000.00

@TheCharlesIsidi @UZ_Chime My fellow lazy people and I just did the usual ‘P’ 😂😂

@ACrowd34 This has to be fabricated “I’m already dating the girl I intend to marry” So you’re “punishing” her for cheating on you yet you’re actively cheating on the girl you intend to marry That says a lot about your integrity.

The guy she was cheating with whom she has known for 3 months messaged me and asked me to leave his girlfriend that they are planning to marry, someone I have been dating for 4yrs. When he told me they have known for like 3 months, I asked him if 3 months was enough to marry someone, he said he loves her, I said okay. The guy even sent me private videos I did with my girl that were in my girl's phone which he took without her knowing as a prove that he has caught her cheating on him. I called my girl that night to ask if she knows the number because I told her the number chatted me, she said it was a girl. I pressed further, she then accepted it was a guy but they are not doing anything. I ended the call, message the guy to meet me in person the next day. I drove to the venue, when the guy saw me he greeted me with two hands and called me "boss good afternoon sir", me self weak. When I gave the guy the details of our relationship, the guy begged me that he would like us to join hands run the girl street. We can even be running threesome, I told him to relax. The guy even apologized to me join. He showed me the sex videos with him and my babe, I took all of them from him. When he was leaving I gave him 20k to pay transport. The guy probably told the my girl and asked her to stay away from him, she came to my house crying and begging. I asked my gateman to open the gate for her, I welcomed home and assured her that I have forgiven her. Three months after the incident, I went to her place with my people and requested for marriage list, which they gave me. Then I made up a story with my friend of how my business has been bad and customs seized my goods, my lubricant business in PH folded. She even went to PH with me to meet my sales girl. Ever since then she has been the one providing for me. I made her move in with me after her rent expired so that we can spend the rent money. She has given me money 3 times to try some businesses and I just paid in the money into my account and told her the businesses failed. She fuels my car, provide every single thing that we use in the house. Buys me clothes and other things. Give me pocket money. She is hoping that things will get better tomorrow and I will marry her. I really spent money on this girl then. Well, I have taking more than I gave to her. I want to take away all her time. It's almost 3yrs since the cheating incidence happened. She has lived with me for almost 2years now and have had 7 abortions. Once she completes 5years of living with me and taking care of me, by then she will be 31yrs, I will then break up with her and send her out of my house, then marry within 2 months after that. I'm already dating the girl I intend to marry.

Adding crayfish to noodles is a sign of mental illness

@subomiofere Typical Subomi🌚

I have no sense of urgency! There was light since and I didn’t charge my powerbank since!😭. I just plugged it and boom, NEPA goes off😭

@subomiofere Eyyyy hope she’ll keep it for you o

I’m so forgetful, I bought nails and left it at the woman’s shop. Second time I’m doing something like this, God help me o.

@KeeRah6s Adulthood

I check my email every now and then. Which stage be that?

i genuinely don’t know what to do when i see someone crying. like should i give you a pat on the head or should i tear steps to cheer you up?

@GEORGED4321 Please allow them o It’s better for them to use it on their clothes than ruin someone’s day

How can you be using rollon on clothe 🚩

no eyebrows are actually tea lol.

@GraceAdeyi68499 Soaked, yes Raw, no

we all hate golden morn, right?

@_Ola_sun_kanmi Yessss😂😂

@oseleneee 😂😂😂 That's when they remember clothes they wouldn't wear on a normal day 😂

This boy wore hoodie and Ankara all through this week, you will just know he didn't wash last week 🙂‍↔️ Don't be like this boy, go and wash👀

@subomiofere Sameeeee

@oseleneee Green

Green apples or Red apples?

Is it just me or no matter how good a perfume smells, if I don’t like the bottle I’ll not buy it cos I love fine and aesthetic perfume bottles 🤭

@Feeztm @Myiria_ria @oseleneee

Drop your usernames, let’s follow each other. Shoutouts for 10 people tonight. 🚨 🚨 🚨

I restart my fitfam journey everyday 😭😭

@renieeee__ Because that’s how they pronounce it😭 So they’re spelling accordingly

why do people spell “jollof rice” as “jellof rice” anyway?😭

@BabatundeFavo18 I’ve really missed eating fish 😭

Which one does it for you?

Having a boyfriend who motivates you to study>>>>>>>