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@aisarcore Your last ChatGPT-written paragraph may have sounded clever to you but it doesn’t actually make sense.

A man called himself "Bitcoin Rodney," got Jamie Foxx and Rick Ross to show up at his crypto conference and collected $1.8 BILLION from investors. The mining operations he promised didn't exist. Yesterday he pleaded guilty. – Rodney Burton was a 56-year-old Miami crypto promoter. He was paid to be the public face of HyperFund. – HyperFund launched in 2020 promising investors daily returns of 0.5% to 1% until their money doubled or tripled. – The returns were supposedly coming from crypto mining operations. – There were no mining operations. There was no real business. Prosecutors called it a global wire fraud scheme. – To make it look legitimate he hosted a crypto conference in Miami in 2021. – Jamie Foxx, Rick Ross, Jordan Belfort, Akon and Tiffany Haddish all showed up. – By 2021 HyperFund had already started blocking investor withdrawals. The scheme collapsed completely in 2022. – Burton personally pocketed $7.85 MILLION. Prosecutors say he spent it on luxury condos, sports cars and a yacht. – In January 2024 federal agents caught him at Miami International Airport carrying a one-way ticket to Dubai. – A judge called him an extreme flight risk and kept him in custody. – Yesterday he pleaded guilty. Sentencing is July 23 with maximum sentence of five years. – The co-founder of HyperFund has never been found. The most expensive thing in any fraud is not the lawyers. It is the celebrity that made everyone believe it was real.

@sspencerukk Can of coke and a baguette so funny mate tell us another

The stuff I tweet now is so much better than I did back in the day n for some bizarre reason everyone gets on to me now 😂 Everyone needs a can a coke n a baguette

@sspencerukk Fucking hilarious mate tell us another

For anyone who’s unaware, I wasn’t the chief of health n safety here

Ah mate I’m acc dying here

@sspencerukk SP really hiding behind the race/colonialism card 😭. Horrible little coward.

Every single day on this app people laugh at someone from a second or third world country coming to a silly end and people choose this to be the one to be annoyed at

@FBAwayDays The state of those emojis

A spine tingling rendition of Flower of Scotland being belted out by The Tartan Army, before their first World Cup Finals game in 28 years. A moment that many have waited a lifetime for. 🥹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

In fairness, South Africa were playing away from home

Well that was retarded

@StokeyyG2 woOooOW sO cOoL mAN

South Africa’s national team has ARRIVED at the Estadio Azteca in Mexico… The World Cup vibes are HERE. 🇿🇦🕺🇲🇽 x.com/A15qehhhhh/sta…

I love trains and Arsenal

Why does every World Cup have to have this gay lioness music

Nigga in a car made of cardboard

The laziest World Cup opening ceremony ever

Let’s listen to four middle-aged men try to remember things over the intro to the World Cup opening ceremony. ITV a shambles.

Odegaard fuming at Ben White for throwing his sunglasses into the crowd is the highlight of the day imo

@FIFABrit A new right back it is then.

Arsenal priorities for the summer: Left winger A 6/8 hybrid center mid Potentially a right back Potentially a striker Works for me

Another reason to cancel your subscription and watch the games by other means folks.

Why did sky sports switch to the spurs game? It’s literally on another channel. Why we sat here watching the aftermath of spurs and none of Arsenal? @SkySports scumbags.

@Varticoo Because we always have the last laugh?

This is why people dislike Arsenal fans

@ManCity 115 cheat

Thank you, Bernardo 🩵

@ManCity Gotta pay for the incoming fine somehow

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