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@NateSilver538 hi! I came up up with an incredible name for your next book. If you love it, will you give me some money for a down payment on a house?

@capitalweather em dash count: 3 per 5 paragraphs emoji bullet points: 2 AI-generated odds: 90% Can we please never use AI for posts, ever again?

🌡️ Near-record warmth today — and possibly again tomorrow! Spring is giving us a sneak preview of summer in the D.C. area. Temperatures are surging into the mid- to upper 70s today, and a few spots could even touch 80° — threatening the record high of 79°. And guess what? Wednesday may try to do it again. Highs in the mid- to upper 70s could challenge another 79° record set just a few years ago (2021). Enjoy it while it lasts! A powerful cold front arrives late Wednesday night into Thursday with rain, gusty winds, and temperatures crashing into the 40s — feeling more like the 30s. 📊 Today’s Daily Digit: 10/10 Sunshine, light winds, and near-record warmth make this a top-tier March day. Get the full forecast anytime at cwg.live Photo by @RiverGirl707

@growing_daniel youtu.be/kbtTfsFtNBs?si…

I want to see a Catholic priest preach on the street

@CommSchoolHater @growing_daniel It’s a basilica

@growing_daniel Come join the good souls of DC at Immaculate Conception Church

Go To Mass With Growing Daniel might be canceled this week if this snow cancels all flights. What will the souls of San Francisco do

@growing_daniel They became popular because big beards common in the military at the time were incompatible with a new technology: gas masks. Austria’s most famous painter wore one because it was tres chic for young WWI GIs

In 1921 you could still pull off one of these

@growing_daniel Uncle, tho unc prolly has Fubu sweaters, not Essentials Fear of God sweaters, and that’s not very cool anymore.

Wait. Does unc mean uncool and not uncle

@staysaasy @growing_daniel Yeah it’s an ember day smh

@growing_daniel That is not Christian.

Never kill yourself

@growing_daniel Hi I want that

@xkcd YAAAY!!! Congrats! Is this a first?! @NYTGames

@SteveSkojec @LKfighter Re-read Zen and the Art of motorcycle maintenance to rekindle your love technical manuals!

@LKfighter I used to work for the professional association of technical writers. Very much not my jam. I’m a creative. I can’t write product manuals or I’d die of boredom

What would you do if you’d been a writer for 20 years and that’s all you ever wanted to be but financial needs meant you had to start over in your late 40s because nothing you’re doing is working? Asking for a friend

Yelp Review Solar Eclipse 2024 1 out of 4 ⭐️ “Underwhelming event overshadowed by clouds. The pink blooms on the dogwoods were more satisfying. One star for the neighbors briefly looking like Star Trek extras with their fancy solar glasses on.”

FOR SALE Owned by a demo company. A purchase price is required for the altar for it to be saved. The building is to be demolished in two weeks. If not purchased it will go down with the building. We do have removal crews standing by. Call us 913 871 6444

@BeckmannAl76767 @hangamule @canonlawyered I have personally witnessed Ed man a flamethrower to start a bonfire in his back yard, but to your point: he used wet wood and couldn't get it started.

@hangamule @canonlawyered Ed Condon is a pretend man. I have heard from anonymous sources that he is in fact a cross dresser and a false Conservative. He and his ilk like to prance around in drag baying at the Moon. The guy would never be able to man a Flame Thrower.

Happy Friday friends, let's talk about the difference between Candlemas and Candlemass. pillarcatholic.com/p/candlemass-t…

@TheProjectUnity These people are just signaling that they don’t want the Eucharist at a Catholic Mass.

Well... That can't be good

@SteveSkojec @tinyklaus They named it Iceland to deter the pyros. Fireland is actually all snow.

@JonathanESmith @WabashCollege Let’s go full Barth on a systematic treatment of the Theology of Technology. Kids deserve it.

@parttimemonk @WabashCollege Thanks! It was great to meet you.

@JonathanESmith thanks for your great talk at @WabashCollege!

One minute you’re fishing marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms box, and the next minute you’re fishing broccoli out of the Normandy blend… 👶🏽👴🏽

@anarrres @kartermycroft What was the tracklist?

@kartermycroft same!! nah i could literally feel my organs shaking. it was terrific

tim hecker loudest show ive ever seen

@avecaesar753 How good was the show, on a scale from 1 to 10?