💙Alison Lamb♥️

This is for those of you that have asked to see my scars more

Could you love a girl who regularly posts ass on Twitter?

@sapphirecyan333 If it’s u yah 😋🥰😘

@thrluv Girl. Sometimes you gotta Lock in on crying. Those tears will just build up! Grind harder for those tears. Free your emotions!

having male friends is crazy because i was just crying & homeboy said “lock in” WTF u mean LOCK IN?!?

@LuscioussLayla Using someone against their will is never okay. 😤 unless it’s me, then I kinda like it being forced a little 😋

“Using” a man for sex is not the flex you think it is.

@sweetpiastris Max deserves to live his Yuri fantasy. One pair of tires doesn’t make him any less beautiful 😭😭😭

what if f1 was yuri and everyone was a girl and we all himejoshied out

@reddit_lies Prison?? Feed him to dogs

Straight to prison.

My body was made, by a misogynist father: for misogynistic men 👍 (made in America)

@Blacksword011 This is awfully. I hate to say it but My dad was one of the dads who hit on the nurses…

Top 5 icks that men do from a Labor and Delivery Nurse

“Gooner women are scary” just say you can’t hang with the cool kid table. Fake gooner

@dyedxo The world knows what you’re Into now my guy 📸

Woke up to a tweet blowing up and It HAD to be about freaky shit, kill me bro.

@dyedxo No I’m not!! I’m actually like really regular and adorable!!!

Women gooners are actually so fucking scary u guys are into some fucked up shit

@RealestMemes_ Because people don’t inherently respect submission or masochistic tendencies. Next question also probably something about daddy issues

@CigsMake I just know chainsmoking on this would feel so good

“Babe, I found a couch that would be perfect for our living room”

@coldcallsniper Only logical solution is for you to sleep with your roommate to establish dominance over the girl again

I bought 4 drinks for a girl tonight and she slept with my roommate. I couldn’t think of a better time to end it all

@hopes_revenge What is wrong with you 😭😭😭😭😭 tell her you love her and want her forever (you’ll be okay, you life is hers now though)

gf loves to get high and ask me lots of questions . how do i tell her i dont love her anymore

@bedroomking2 I’m going to stop exercising to see if I get less horny

Get yourself a gym girl, you will never beg for s3x they are horny asf.

@pissvortex When I was 18 I bought a dildo from Walmart (I was down bad and it was buy campus) and it was cursed. Everyone in the line could see and stared at me. 0/10

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

@Urban__Tree If porn ruins my life then why does it feel so good to watch it 24/7???

Remember: Pornography is a disease that destroys lives.

@BeefcakeDillon Let me pasteurize you then

Yeah you can say I need to be raw milked

I love being a retarded little GenZ psycho gooner: literally no one has expectations for me but to be cute :D