Patrick Wilson

@ksdknews Saving folks a click - Missouri waits 72 hours after drawing to release this info, it hasn’t been released yet, and will be released no later than 10:59 P.M. on Tuesday.

Where in Missouri was the $1.787 billion Powerball ticket sold? ksdk.com/article/news/l…

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Incredible that seeing this trailer posted on Twitter, then trying to view it in landscape without easily being able to hide the tweet content, really just drives me to go view it elsewhere. What a bizarre design choice!

Galyn Susman was the individual who saved ‘TOY STORY 2’ by having a copy of the film at home after someone accidentally ran a command that deleted 90% of the film from Pixar’s files. Today, she has been laid off from Pixar.

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I was wondering why bitters bottles always have these jacked up old fashioned labels on em. Turns out the brothers behind this brand were entering their recipe in a contest like a hundred years ago. One brother worked on the bottle and the other the label. At game time they realized they were different sizes. They slapped the label on and entered it anyway. They lost the contest but a judge pulled em aside and told em the wonky label made their product stand out. They kept doing it and not only is Angostura one of the biggest brands in the space, their aesthetic dominates the category.

Prince Harry is often caricatured as a dim-witted Hooray Henry. But his new memoir reveals a more sensitive, even rather bookish side

This text exchange showing how Elon Musk got Larry Ellison to commit $1 billion for the Twitter deal is all time

Conspiracy theorists and blurry footage - name a more iconic duo.

@ChickfilA Why are chicken minis more expensive moving up from silver to red status? Could buy 2 more minis for 300 fewer points with the silver reward.

my mom just ended my life

@ChipotleTweets Done, thanks!

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@ChipotleTweets Hi there — looking for help with an order, app won’t let me report an issue after reporting the initial missing item.

Listen, bear spray DOES NOT work like bug spray. We would like to not have to say that again.

@RekietaLaw @patrickwilson73 Haha, thanks for the correction! My Twitter is blowing up in this meeting at work right now.

@patrickwilson oh shit, wrong @patrickwilson73

"Expert" doesn't know who Patrick Wilson even is. RIP @patrickwilson I still love you, buddy.

@JustMyOwnT @RekietaLaw @patrickwilson73 Haha, I get lots of tweets like this — I suppose it’s never too late for my acting career to begin!

@RekietaLaw @patrickwilson Think you mean @patrickwilson73 but I'm sure @patrickwilson acting career is gonna kick off any day soon!

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