Paul Simms

pmk is a nice person and a great fan and all is forgiven

@VanityFair @davidcanfield97 glaring typo in first paragraph

Ari Aster is still processing the bumpy rollout of #BeauIsAfraid. In conversation with VF’s @davidcanfield97, he reflects on his complicated feelings about how the film was received: vntyfr.com/6cpTel7

We have to want Ahab to get the whale. He should need its valuable oil to win back custody of his son

“Splish splash I was taking a bath” - love the playfulness but do we need this detail?

@jklamm @TheRealTavie @SweetJacket @ChrisMarcil

@jklamm @TheRealTavie @SweetJacket @ChrisMarcil 27 years. I’ve got to get some new friends.

Oh noooooooo! That spelling is WRONG. I don’t care what the script says. @paulsimms please tell me my headcanon is right. it’s “gazizza”, dammit!

Pablum, Fister, Lemming Zest, Liquid Hole, Zog, Asparagus, The Patriarchy, Manahmanah, Tourist Trap, MesmerNo, Waifu, Liminal Rick, The Fountainhead, Chronic Crabs, Melange, Missy Hyperbitch, Insurance Provider, Boyzerbakintaun, Stan Lee, Alarmed Bystander, Napullinya Bonezapart,

I’ll see Eternals, but only if it has my favorite characters: Paleo, Lady T-Bone, Ballast, The Mammagrammarian, Portopottius, Nuh-Uh, Julius Sleazer, Pattycake 2XBM, Madame Bananas, Wetpatch, Sinus, Paella, Candygram, Bellowinoaf, Princess Melonballa, Boner the Unclean, Derangio,