pete batt

@MissAlly_01 Sorry, I was held up, bloody Uber.

Heads up guys, there are some real weirdos on this site. Someone messaged me asking to meet up in the woods for a naked Satanic ritual & then they didn't even show up!

@PhilHazell1 @Demeter_Erinia 😂

@Demeter_Erinia Because Margot wants a wee.

Serious question. Why do people 50+ wake up like at 5 a.m.?

@PhilHazell1 @MissBaileyWoof Except the baseball…

@MissBaileyWoof Margot said you can have anything you want Mr B.

@MissAlly_01 Is there beer?

I'm considering purchasing a giant inflatable bouncy castle for my back garden if anyone wants to come over & ignore all adult responsibilities together 🤭

@DustyPee Don’t blame me, I only recommended a hot water bottle. I assume it’s fish related…

Don’t ask.

@Peter_Fitz The pop filters are on the wrong side of the microphone… yeah, I’m that nerd…

Love her guts!

@DustyPee Wow, you listened to me. My work here is done. Now if you just hand over your Amex card for processing…

Let’s show Bert who the boss is.

@beauzam14 The “gunshots” woke him up…

The correspondents dinner. The question is can grandpa stay awake🥱

@DustyPee Hmmm… none?

@petebatt4 Guess how many hot water bottles I own?

What are you guys like at getting rid of a boil?

@KirstiMiller30 I’ve smoked all my adult life, my parents have never even had one puff. It could possibly be your parents fault when they drove through Kooringal… 🤔

I find it astonishing that I evolved into a champion endurance athlete considering both my parents chain smoked indoors and inside vehicles on lengthy trips to sports competitions without adequate ventilation.

@chrisgutowski @KirstiMiller30 Ruby?

@KirstiMiller30 “Champion…”

@agentsmart He was too busy painting the pool…

This never would have happened if only that super secure magnificent ballroom at the White House was finished... 🤔

@MC_Rockstar_ @Ryandally08 They don’t like Lebanese people…

@Ryandally08 He should join One Nation

MP Bob Katter rages after the Albanese Government disrespected the Australian flag by not allowing it to be flown at an event. “They spat upon our Australian flag” “Said it can’t be flown” “The people running this country are inbred over 5 generations”

@news_australian An American rank? I’m all for it, he can fuck off and work for Trumpknuckle.

Would you like to see Ben Roberts-Smith promoted to the rank of four star General? Yes or No? #auspol #benrobertssmith

@stationmum101 @DustyPee Wait until DP discovers my new Vineyard Guardian Simulator. You get to drive a Jimny to a vineyard and sit there all day. It’s absolutely riveting.

Oh & @DustyPee I reckon you might enjoy this too.

If you've ever wanted to cos play as a Ringer from the Top End now is your chance. kickstarter.com/projects/salty… @agentsmart @WheatWatcher @_shanmoho @Nyscat @RoyceWilsonAU

@5BNylonTip @gomichild Ha!

@petebatt4 @gomichild It might have been! Lying on my stomach for my back, all the blood pooling in my frontal cortex, I’m all over the place. See a fly go past and chains of thought lead to me contemplating quantum probability in 2 minutes, then back to why didn’t Fred Flintstone wear shoes…

@gomichild a random question. Are you a chef who likes to have your own special knife or a chef who’s happy to use any knife that does the job well? I get attached to a knife, although I’m no chef and haven’t had a good quality one, just the Wiltshires. Would like a good one!

@DustyPee Set the x-over yet? I saw the last photo…

Yup, Neighbour can feel it. 🤣🤣🤣

@DustyPee Plug it in…

Ok, now what?